24/06/2011 by admin.

Well, complained about the big daft dog that barks 365. Council also informed about the heaps of dog turds that are stinking the place out. Apparantly the owner is a dental hygeinist, who dont pick up too many doggie doos, would you like her fingers in your mouth if she did?

Also, neighbours have all 3 being reaching in my garden and destructing my plants. I got photos of them all doing this.

Biggest shock today was when I discovered a man leaning in my garden from next door. He unscrewed the top of my BT connection box and interfered with the wiring. He might have ripped some wiring out and someone did the same thing the other day, but the box is redundant, despite this there is wiring going into my house to a phone that was for councillor business.

I have his photo and car registration number, I phoned BT about this today but there is no complaints number for suspected buggers. The man was quite agressive, I have his voice on tape.

Car Registration  black, also a parking nuisance, half on pavement.

He wanted me to delete his photo from my camera, but anyone who trespass in my garden, interfere with my commuication without a warrant, Ipcc, ok CID!

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22/06/2011 by admin.

Jenny C has a serious phobia about insects and spiders, she said “Alan what was all that banging around 10 pm last night?” I told a white lie to a black woman, it was the boiler, its being doing the explosive ignition again, I will get British Gassers to service it again.

The moth has been around for a few days, by a few glasses of wine and an argos catalogue and five minutes of bangs and thumps, and it was discombubulated on my wardrobe door. I like moths but the alternative of blood curdling screams from JC was not on. I like my suits, so It had to go.

Its been a bad few days, my new hedge trimmer from Argos is hard to handle, and it looked like I chopped my analogue tv cable with it but who cares, I am 100% digital, and us campaigners know the truth about why it was discontinued, high leukaemia rates in Sutton Coldfield, near transmitter?

On the theme of outdated wiring, I had to contact BT following my old connection box bursting open , they are coming by 26 July, reference Quebec Whiskey Juliet 592 Mike Yankee. This seems to be the result of a power surge that has damaged other household equipment.

My Coop cooker ceramic hob has shattered and my Indesit washing machine has had a nervous breakdown.

The washer chewed up lots of Jenni c’s clothes, went beserk and stayed on for over 4 hours. I have been giving it some counselling. The main problem was a blocked pump filter, and after the floods, it seems to have settled down.

Local dogs have being going beserko as well. A chicken appears to have escaped from a poultry farm on Tinshill Lane, causing havoc, laying eggs and clucking. They used to grow cannabis down there, so will it be halal cannabis next?

Animals like being animals, but humans who take them prisoner must treat them right. Barking Mad greyhounder please be quiet, and owner please clear its mess up more that once a week?

So, Peg on nose, Moth RIP, Quiet night, what will happen next?

I like moths, not phobias, and the latest issue around here apart from the burglary on GFC is a man who drives at cats, perhaps to kill?

Save our Cats?

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21/06/2011 by admin.

Following a triple whammy of unlikely attacks, I seem to have survived.

Number one - PC Marshall

Number two - Jennifer Cunningham

Number 3 - The Co-operative

Recent events indicate that its ok to publish things on the internet if they are true, and if someone don’t like it they can look away.

Thanks to the 99 voters that supported me in election 2011. 

Last Friday a policeman undertook house to house enquiries on my street regarding a bus ticket that was dropped. I helped the police with their enquiries and pointed out that the problem is being caused by Firstbus.

Firstbus insist on issuing tickets to pensioners when they show their pass. Why?

Please join my campaign to have pensioners and disabled people  to get on a bus without killing trees.

If students don’t need a ticket, policemen or PCSO’s why pick on us?

Would you catch Firstbus if it were the lastbus? Use your car or a taxi and save a tree! 

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