09/03/2010 by admin.

In most places, people fight radiation towers being near schools, here in Weetwood the opposite is true, and we have two new schools in the shadows of the Tinshill Towers.

So if you don’t build masts near schools, why build schools near masts, and if you have to switch phones off in the doctors, why is tinshill surgery so close to the towers, that constantly radiate more than 1000 mobile phone’s worth of energy?

Tishill surgery is moving away soon, and the nhs people have pulled out of the proposed wellbeing centre at Holt Park, is this for safety risk reasons?

The radiation from the towers is supposed to be safe, and I have seen test results that seem to back this up, but revealed here for the first time is a scheme that pays compenstion to the mast workers, should they get certain cancers and leukaemia.

Run by the DWP etc, the Industrial Injuries pays no fault compensation who get nasty diseases, precribed by regulations!

The Radiation Towers here give out radiation that is not ionising most of the time, however under certain circumstances, metal structures and power lines can give out x rays, that can be harmful to some people.

This can happen during lightning strikes, that are frequent in some areas, concentrated by the towers?

This is an area where research is needed, and maybe its time the towers here are re-tested and the results given in units people understand, perhaps expressed in kilomobile equivalents?

Labour is going to the dogs, they are thinking of insuring many of them to death according to papers. This idea does seem to have a sound foundatiuon, but what will Mrs 5 dogs think to it, and what will it cost the police?

Here is another barmy idea as politicians try and blame the follies of the banks on the weakest link?

How about having some labour charm schools and dating agencies,  perhaps made compulsory for single parents and pensioners in receipt of income related benefits?

Or those with 25% off council tax for being single?

Obviously there would have to be free sterilization and financial incentives, maybe new partner allowance , how about a bus trip down to the house of commons for the first ones to live together and cut the benefits bill. Maybe if they took a stray dog in they could have six months free pet extinction insurance? 

Come on Labour, hit the fish next, insurance for sharks and goldfish, crabs down the market and save the wales? We know you don’t really want to be re-erected?

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08/03/2010 by admin.

Ongoing problems at our local village centre at Holt Park, where there are no signs of a solution, despite our Lib Dem HQ being here, could be solved by having a new democratic organisation here, perhaps a parish council? It has been done elsewhere!

I am trying to be positive, but the whole area is a mess, despite millions of pounds being spent on new schools and more promised on public buildings, graffiti rules, mud and floods abound, live trees are felled and dead ones stay standing? 

Locals cannot get across the roads because there are no lights, Tinshill Recreation and all the sports facilities have no co-ordination, and facilities are duplicated, unfinished?

The new sports centre, for which wicked labour funding was guaranteed, subject to erection, is being submitted to plans panel soon, but local people, having being consulted, stay silent because nobody takes any notice of us.

The problems here could be solved for the cost of a single councillor, if invested in people who do it for free? (Average Weetwood Councillor Costs £30,000 approx)

I read that some people have tried to set up parish councils elsewhere, and if this could be done at minimal expense for the area of our vilage centre at Holt Park, maybe this could be a way to encourage people from Tinshill, Ireland Wood, Adel & Cookridge, to get involve and influence the devilipors?

As a person who has weighed 66.6 Kg, and has been measured as 66.6 inches tall, it was good to hear the revelations about the bible today?,

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07/03/2010 by admin.

Lager down drain, will it be politics next? Why dont people vote, on the morning sunday telly today, the BBC asked those questions, and their people have been seen locally, Holt Park, estimating the effect internet might have on the elections?

Seems like about 10% might, thats 7164 votes, max, so Leeds North West, on previous result in 2005, is a three way internet dependent marginal!?

Libdem Beer Man Greg, on 16612,  Labour Allwomen Judith 14735, Conservative George 11510, none lost deposits but the internet might have it this year?

Nearly 27,000 people did not vote last time in 2005. Why? my view is that most of them have no candidate to represent their views, and are a missed opportunity for the main parties. Why, I think it all goes back to my idea that politics is more than just left and right and middle.

My main argument is that there is also a survival spectrum in politics, part of three main dimensions, the most irrelevent being those differed by good and evil?

The three main parties all have one thing in common, they are divided by class and tradition, and are so close politically now, they are more or less three different gangs, based on family and personal contacts, that are more divided by age than common sense! Motivated by balancing finances, and social networking?

There needs to be some balance and whilst I can appreciate that all the big parties select themselves on the basis of the fittest, my alternative view is that we should have representatives on the other side of the survival spectrum, where people and parties survive by adapting?

The main problem with politicians as I see it, is that the skills needed to get elected are totally different to those needed to do the job.

Unfortunately, the new breed of public relations class politicians, are good on presentation, but when it comes to delivering the goods, they are shit!

Also, those on the class spectrum, are severely limited in who they can effectively communicate with, because of inherent brain incompatibilities?

I have learned one thing this weekend, my MP has read my blog, and although I dont do social networking like he does, might give it a try, regarding graffiti, tipping valuable lager down drains, an the PR disease thats spreading fast in erection circles?

Its good that I have someone else who who reads this, apart from my Exyf and At support? 3 readers so far?

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06/03/2010 by admin.

In a shock newspaper article today, my MP Greg Mulholland has infiltrated a nearby constituency and called for a Boycott of Carlsberg. Us Lib Dems in Weetwood branch (1) , dont support the pouring of perfectly good lager down the drain, will he claim it on his expenses? Who has payed for it?

Its great to see Tetleys staying in England, but Carlsberg Lager is Brewed here too! I met Greg Mulholland this morning in ASDA Holt Park, yes they have loads of carlsberg lager on the shelves, and I got the impression that our Greg was maybe a little bit stressed.

I went to see him about the rapidly escalating graffiti dispute, and the latest potential victim is Cllr Brian Cleasby, Lib Dem Horsforth, who has but a strange letter in Cookridge Life magazine.

Cllr Cleasby is going on about Horsforth Bob, who has posted loads of pictures of graffiti, but the councillor denies receiving complaints about it.

I took pictures of graffiti this morning to Greg Mulholland, of the disgusting dicks and f word stuff, only 100 metres from his constituency office. I hope he can get something done about it, but he had a bit of a go at me regarding this blog.

I got the impression he thought I have been slagging him off, and that I might be two faced.

I put him in the picture regarding my health, that is not helped by the deteriorating environment around here. I told him that since my heart attack, I had a social worker round, who was very supportive, and got me some social care, and as a result of that I have discovered that the NHS made a mistake, have apologised for it, and were making amends by doing a review. Next week!

Maybe if corrected, my blood pressure could be used productively?

I again volunteered to help local lib dems in their efforts to get him re-elected, by being a committee member. I await news of my offer.

Meanwhile, the Yoblets, who are spreading graffiti and spam, have been in touch.

They have got some UltraViolet pens from the NeighbourhoodPolicingTeam and claim to have been drawing invisible pricks and hairy dicks on Greg Mulholland’s shutters, and in front of Ralph Thoresby School!

I am going to try and get a UV flashlight and get some pictures of these soon, and look forward to the NPT presentation at the fire station soon?

Keep Tetleys In Leeds, Join the Boycott, Greg Mulholland Campaign!

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05/03/2010 by admin.

Unfortunately, divisions in our community between front and back, need attention, so following the emergence of backist graffiti, and very conservative action, nil , against it, I called the cops.

I got a message from the PCSO department tonight, which means communication has been established, and maybe pre-general erection issues could be ejaculated, like if over 60’s should be banned from buying spray cans?

Journalists are ganging up on non conventional political ideals, and the NUJ have had to remind its members, of its code of conduct, that I will adopt, in respect of union affiliation?

A Journalist

1) Strives to ensure that information inseminated is honestly conveyed, accurate and fare?

2) Differentiates between fact and friction!

3) Produces no material that is not politically incorrect.

Journalists have a responsibility io hold politicians to account.

These journalists who are spreading the word of hatred and discrimination, by sticking graffiti everywhere, with its secret codes, need to be educated publically, maybe by bringing back the stocks, and  shares?

The Gloves are off! If the media cohorts and their political lackeys think that the descendents of the Boddington Thousands, Tinshill De-Fence and the Zhitz will sit back and take a beating, They Are Very, Very Much Mistaken!

Why not support operation backfight, now! MP Greg Mulholland is in ASDA Adel tomorrow morning. Let him know your views, before the wicked labour beat him in the general erection!

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04/03/2010 by admin.

The other day I got the Police/Tory promoting leaflet, and was amazed that they should publish Graffiti Helplines!

We have stacks of Graffiti here and people have been trying to get shut of it for 2 years according to feedback today! After phoning a helpline, Environ Mental Services replied to me today, and it looks like its going to be more than 10 days to get rid of the mess!

Its a bit of a faux pas? from a conservative point of view, a tory leaflet promoting a tory council service that has failed, in a ward where we have 3 conservative councillors! anyway this web site is going neutral but I have had a reply from Cllr Barry Anderson, who has a good website on www.barryanderson.yourcllr.com danger! This is a conservative website, and contains a ticking clock of the erection timebomb, 60 days, they say?

Cllr Anderson says that he has been in touch with the officer concerned with the graffiti problem.

I have established that the graffiti, has been down for removal for ages, but that the Council departments are trying to blame the escalating costs on each other, so us council tax payers, get the mess? Latest news is that Leeds North West Homes have been deemed responsible, but as soon as it goes, or Cllr Anderson gets some answers will post details on here or www.votealanprocter.com

Meanwhile over Farrar Lane at Tinshill Rec, Liberal Democrat Councillor Sue Bentley has replied about concerns about the ground works. Litter has been picked up, and Cllr Bentley replied “I’m trying to arrange a site visit as I am unhappy about the length of time it’s taking to sort this out. I’ll raise the muddy road issue with highways for it to be dealt with.

I got some more pictures today that show a few other issues that our weetwood councillor is going to look at, like the fenced off litter bin, the fenced off steps, and the mud.

I have posted details on www.tinshillrecreation.com

Meanwhile another problem has emerged that could be a campaigning issue, Holt Park Library have refused to allow a public noticeboard, also ASDA.

Informal enquiries show that the PFI company that own the area, want to stifle community links and networking, due to their version of political correctness.

Political correctness be damned, our community need public notice boards in libraries, shops, schools or anywhere else that free speech is needed.

Will I get done for breach of copyright due to taking graffiti pictures? Will the conservatives stop promoting graffiti helplines that dont work! Will the Tinshill Recreation Ground  Job get an award from the “Forth Bridge and York Minster  Time Management Appreciation Society” ? 

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03/03/2010 by admin.

Join the Alan Procter Campaign For Graffiti Removal on www.votealanprocter.com 

The Labour Government today published its first ever strategy for transforming services for adults with autism in England!

The strategy sets out a long list of actions to radically improve health, social care and other public services for people with autism. These include measures to improve diagnosis, to tackle chronic rates of unemployment and to train those providing services for adults with autism. For more detail about the strategy, please go to www.autism.org.uk/dhstrategy

Would you like to kick a non political football around? Forget Tinshill Rec, its knackered, I have mailed our councillors about it tonight, more details on www.tinshillrecreation.com

Why not look at our new notice board at Holt Park, you will find details about the Football Revolution Cookridge 6 a Side venue Ralph Thoresby School. Could you organise a team for the new season that starts on 10 April? They need up to 12 teams, and the games last 45 minutes, on saturday mornings!

If you want to keep fit, kick the shit out of a ball and get some credibility, details are on http://www.football-revolution.co.uk/cookridgeleague.html or telephone 07799 217987 for information!

I got stacks of Liberal Democrat junk mail today, they reckon the tories are finished, and we all need a tax break. They got a couple of things wrong, like details about the ficticious new sports centre, that only I am opposing in this area.

Greg Mulholland gives no credit to his forefather, Labour Harold Best who was one of a few MP’s that fought the landlords and house dividers, and started a process that has resulting in the normally daft labour establishment to see some sense on one issue, and from April, planning permission will be needed to convert family houses into shared proiperties. Labour 6 Greg -1 !

Hands of our back gardens, another own goal, most of Holt Park green space and much of Tinshill Rec is brownfield, due to liberal application of fences that don’t need planning permission.

Libdems say “Its clear that the conservatives are out of the race - perhaps this is why they have selected a candidate who lives closer to Burnley than Leeds?”

Maybe none of the big parties want to win the general erection, and are fighting to lose it in the most convincing way possible, before the great freeze of 2011/2012 sets in, and aliens plug into the www?

Please help set up some footballer teams now for the summer season league and forget about the politics of erection, contact info@football-revolution.co.uk today?

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02/03/2010 by admin.

Another tory leaflet, vaguely disguised as a possible West Yorkshire Police information booklet appeared today. The small print on the back, the imprint, that many people would find difficult to see, indicates its election stuff.

In my opinion, this leaflet will not do the tories a lot of good, the party that brought in charges for Nursing Homes, now wants £8000 of your money paid into government coffers,  if you get to age 65 as a backhander to get free care, if you need it, according to David Camear in SAGA?

Well I got one useful thing out of it, over in 3 tory councillor Adel ward, graffiti is a dreadful escalating problem, around the back of the sports centre, the old changing block and gas unit, spreading around the back of the nursery, and the village square!I reported it to the number on he tory leaflet, graffiti helpline council property, 01132224406. They were very nice took my details and it should be removed in 10 working days.

If any of the graffiti was offensive, they would do it quicker, so I will report back on what happens on progress, and if anyone else wants to back up my campaign to get the redundant buildings cleared up etc, the tory contact is julia.mulligan@tories4change.co.uk

Target date for tory  graffiti promises at Holt Park is 16 March 2010, and I will look out tomorrow for any that is offensive.

Join the Alan Procter Graffiti Removal Campaign on www.votealanprocter.com

Meanwhile the posh bird from Harewood, extreme Red Kite, was flying up above today, and was severely heckled by the bobbies of the bird community, the Magpies. These officials come two by two, just like PCSO’s used to do before the reorganisation. They are busy fighting over the safe trees in the area now, and from a luck point of view, no single Magpies have been sighted. The only big lone bird was the red kite.

In many areas Julia has visited, fear of crime is the top issue!

In many areas I visit, fear of abnormal policing is the top issue, criminals vote too, and things must be kept fair?

Crimestoppers are on 0800 555 111 Gobstoppers are on 0113 293 5533

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01/03/2010 by admin.

Torybusters are hotting up today as the upper class twits in the tory party let the side down by not paying taxis. I dont understand this hashcroft saga, but its all going to make us think. Us Lib Dems think the Tories have been bought like a banana republic, and our party is immune from bananaskins?

Birdbusters.com etc, have reassured us that sticking blunt spikes into working class birds is safe. Lower class nuisance birds include pidgeons, crows, gulls and the other fat big heavy things that shit on buildings, and make the place look untidy. The Respectable Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Upper Crust Animals, appears to back the Bird Spikes, but I am not so sure?

At Ralph Thoresby School, working class birds have faced a new array of preventative measures this week, netting, spikes and other devices have been used to evict them from the anderson tank area.

This is a cruel system, that might work in Leeds City Centre where all the birds are working class, but here in Weetwood, we have upper class tory birds as well, and us lib dem birds who are neither left or right, get the biscuit?

The biggest and best upper class twit bird from Harewood House is not welcome at Ralph Thoresby now, if it lands it could be impaled on the new spikes, its snobby water bird mates from the geese and ducks lake nearby, having webbed feet, are at risk from avian birdbusting techniques, should they try and land on flat surfaces.

The most peaceful bird of weetwood, the Shite Auk, as yet left undisturbed on tinshill recreation, roosts here and playfully intercepts the 737’s by day and night. The Shite Auk lives off landfill sites in labour south leeds, and commutes daily, but it vanishes for breeding in the spring, and after the election, gradually returns back to being invisible.

The posh birds and the workers, are unwelcome in most gardens, so locals try and improve the genetic pool of middle class birds by the use of predatory cats. Also various practical devices to stop lower class small birds like starlings, sparrows and chickens, eating middle class bird food, like Oddy Bill, dried magnets?

Arrays of nut and seed feeders, soot bells and fat balls are used to attract the pretty coloured birds into gardens, and various sized nettings, are used to keep the upper and lower classes away. This is not a complete solution, because the feeder pecking attractive birds always drop something, and the squirrel and rats have it?

Meanwhile, down at Birdbusters, I have found some advice that might help me bust some squirrels, it seems like that squirrels, unlike birds, cannot tolerate chilli pepper, so to save the rest of my crocus from the squiggles, I just sprinkle a little pepper around.

Save the English Red Squirrels, Save The Crocus, Birdbusters and Torybusters unite, and please protect the endangered species on tinshill recreation, the Shite Auk?

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28/02/2010 by admin.

As its a white rabbits morning, first of march, just outlining some voluntary groups I have been supporting by doing a few web sites and thoughts, first has to be Serendipity, Music for Masonic Ballrooms, Stately Homes and Raisin Factories, on http://www.serendipityleeds.weebly.com ;

Leeds Tuesday Club singles night on http://tuesdayclub.org.uk based at Moortown Social Club.

Weetwood Liberal Democrat Branch Campaign on http://www.weetwoodlibdems.weebly.com 

My next campaigning activity is about the lack of a National Autistic Society branch in Leeds, despite a lot of members living here, there is a meeting this week at the interesting university where a rainbow of people will be meeting and with a bit of look taking about how things might be?

I have failed to get a reply from councillors yet about metal pipe mining, it looks like the politicians are busy trying to figure out who has to inherit the mess our country is in and who to punish for their mistakes.

To make the poor work harder you give them less, to make the rich work harder you give them more, and to make the bankers work harder, you nationalise them, pay them bonuses, and put them up for erection?

To make the squirrels work harder, you feed them mice?

There is an amazing lack of spring flowers this year, just a couple of brave snowdrops, weather is staying cold and frosty and maybe some snow thursday, and after that the big freeze returns once more.

If anyone does read this, when the election is called the whole thing will have to be deleted due to complications, and in any case it will be progressively deleted over the next 30 days, so, if anyone who has read it wants to make copies, now is the time.

Tinshill Recreation Group De-Fence Group needs to amend website, in advance of new council planning application expected soon!

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27/02/2010 by admin.

Mud on Otley Old Road has resulted in campaigners getting together to save Tinshill Recreation and Holt Park Village Green.

Local residents are asked to try and make suggestions to update the website on http://tinshillrecreation.com and join the Tinshill Recreation De-Fence Group at a forthcoming meeting.

There were a couple of interesting reports in a tossed away YEP I found yesterday on Firstbus (littering?), who some people understantably, would not catch if it were the Lastbus!

A guy who sneezed in an hanky, in his car according to Labour Flu paranoia propaganda, was forgiven his £60 three points, has won! Officsnots beware, common sense is endemic in our judiciary, who must remain independent from barmy laws that make everything illegal, like smaller and smaller body micro dropping litter, will you be locked up in a cell for a sinle cell of dna soon?

Tinshill Recreation is the biggest council balls up in Weetwood. I was told by the guy who has a dog with one ball, that leeds council were like a flock of chickens, that got at least one cock up every day?

Its quite sad that the energy that young students at Ralph Thoresby School cannot be expired by running around and playing sports on Tinshill Recreation, a knackered student is a happy student. When will it be finished?

Ralph Thoresby kids have been in trouble on the buses, gobbing on the floor, and the cops have punished them by making them clean buses, or face a lifetime of criminal persecution for being adolescent?

After reading the article by some crime reporter in the YEP called Bruce Smith,  I think spit and snot, is hardly serious crime and getting suspects as slave labour for cleaning buses is a serious insult to our community.

Young people need help in growing up and police need to be free to patrol the area, as opposed to being a cleaning supervisor at a firstbus depot?

There ought to be free legal advice given to gobbing teenagers, after all they might be innocent, unlike the Firstbus drivers at Holt Park, who frequently drive off even if elderly people try and flag them down? 

I hope that prospective students for Ralph Thugsby 2010, and their parents, should seriously consider other schools, until the continuing problems with offending pupils and possible malicious allegations against them is sorted out?

Making examples of a couple of youngsters when the whole school is a mess is wrong, and I hope people will try and blame the council not the users, when it comes to a vote?

Anti Human Behaviour Will Not Be Tolerated - Aliens Beware?

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26/02/2010 by admin.

It must be really good being a councillor, we have one here in weetwood called Ben, what was Micheal Jackson thinking about? This morning as I booked a couple of seats for the famous theatre, and having given my details, the person said “Is that Councillor Procter”, I replied nearly, and got it corrected to Mr.

I am writing to Ben tonight about the Gassers, who are to start iron mining in a nice part of weetwood called Carr Bridge, where £363,000 is going to be spent digging up 2.6 Km of metal pipes, a valuable commodity these days.

According to a man locally who worked for the gassers, who walks a medium dog on tinshill recreation with one ball, this is a scam.

According to reports, there is a business plan to replace valuable metal pipes with cheap plastic ones, that will have to do till 2012 when the gas runs out, or gets switched off by the leftists at the communist end of the pipe?

This means that Carr Bridge will be covered with a network of metal pipe mining works at great inconvenience to our community. Will water pipes mining be done next, followed by electric copper wires being changed from copper to aluminium?

Also the absolutely barmy gridders are being attacked by the conservatives, on the grounds that the UK only has 3 days gas storage, well this is true, and us householders must take stock of the issue, and build our own personal gas storage facility.

I have done some calculations today, and it is feasible to store gas at home in a large plastic bag. To increase my home energy security be one week, I only have to save one cubic metre of gas. This could be an interesting proposition, and I might adopt this as a business idea for 2012?

Its amazing that a single days gas consumption only amounts to about 3 cubic feet in all, and if this idea could be adopted for cars, as it was in ww2.

There are obviously safety issues, and the Carr Bridge metal pipe mining is being sold on the grounds of safety and that the new conbustible pipes will last 80 years!

The Metal Pipe Mining project is expected to last six weeks, by Northern Gasser Investments, meanwhile down at the station, will plastic rails appear, plastic manhole covers, (sorry Ben, personhole?)

Maybe a new Procter enterprises service could offer a lead on roof plastic replacement service, will I get a grant?

Better Log off and write to Cllr Ben Chastney, before they all close down for the general erection?

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25/02/2010 by admin.

Following the dog vomit trauma, a council official came today to show me his badge!

Meanwhile, the vomiting bug has hit our community hard, particularly the babies, many of who are shrinking rapidly.

Pools of sick are to be seen all over, and are being recycled by birds, who peck it up to get through the coldest winters since balmy winters began.

The people are honking up, the dogs are woofing it up and licking it down and certain projectile turding people. Good news, dog nuisance #1 house is up for sale, maybe no dog trouble next year?

There have been reports of vomit fights in the streets, but when I honked up my tea tonight, a miracle happened, my blood pressure returned to 120/80 and the tablets that make my life longer went down the pan?

Will cars skid on the rising tide of vomit in weetwood, will the democrats, either liberal or english, set up a meeting for us campaigners, a Weetwood democrat branch?

Here it comes again “Sounds of vomiting and honking up will be available soon” on youtube?

Weather Forecast For Weetwood : Retching and Vomiting are expected to diminish throughout the day on friday, and an occluded front will bring rain, enough to wash most of the sick away, but is likely to turn to sleet, particularly near refridgerators and cold hearted police video vans?

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24/02/2010 by admin.

The running dogs of Tinshill, that vomit and purge in my garden, have been caught on camera. I am expecting a visit from the RSPCA, who put people down if they smack dogs. According to them there is a fine division between patting a dog and smacking a dog, and if you do it if the dog has snarled at a child. The dog could get very confused. These strange facts emerged on the telly this morning, that was about RSPCA inspectors, who can look in your window looking for kittens without cats.

So the running dogs of Tinshill have to be welcome in my garden and because it is not a public place, but there might be a solution. If I charge an entrance fee to my garden it will become a public place in the eye of the law, and give me extended police protection?

Its the throwing of dog turds that will be affected most, there is a common law offence called “outraging public decency” that can only be tried on indictment, that has been used recently on war memorial pissers, and people who video up womens skirts.

The maximum sentence under this provision is life imprisonment, according to internet research, so its important to get this right. Maybe if I put a sign up saying that the entrance to my garden is £3760, then it will deter the plebs, and extend my civil rights against the dog turd throwers? Will think about it?

There is a far better way to deal with this problem now, the wicked labour government have a new army of brain inspectors called Mental Health Professionals, that we citizens all have access to!

New Labour laws regarding littering and asbo’s can refer people the brain inspectors.

As the definition of litter and dna testing becomes more refined. It is expected that the definition of patting and slapping, and assault or stroking, will be combined to produce a state where people can be arrested on suspicion of anything, anywhere anytime, a sort of “Goodies Law”

Anyone who fails to go out in one of those dna preserving dna suits will be arrested, if a single hair shall fall to the floor, or a single flake of dandruff.

Also a new offence of sexually aggrivated littering, could be established for pubic hair shedding and scent molecules?

Assault by photons, could be used against people who shine lights, or photon theft could be used by the so called  institutionally racist police against people who are darker than blue?

Animals are welcome in my garden anytime, but would they please shit somewhere else?

And if they must honk up beans, pasta or part of their owner, would they please come back when they feel better and lick it up?

Dear Dog, I followed your paw prints home, got your picture, recorded your retching and farting, please give yourself up to the RSPCA who do not guarantee not to put bad dogs down? Humans are animals too, please do not lick or bite us, or you may be reported to the new RSPCA human branch!

Save the Human!

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23/02/2010 by admin.

I have done a weetwood weather risk assessment tonight, and decided to stay in. A warm front moved north over weetwood between 1900 and 2000 approx, it became an upper air warm front in transition, and caused a light fall of snow. A second wave of this front is passing now, with more heavy light snow, and freezing temperatures.

Down south, an occluded front lies between bristol and London, there is not much weather on it now but as it moves north tonight, there is a risk of more heavy light snow becoming heavy snow, and it could stop moving north at any time?

What does this mean, about 2 cm of snow before midnight and between another 3 and 10 after, by morning!

So I stay in tonight and contemplate a question that was given to me, where I had to write a sentence that defined the differences between wethers, weather, Rams and Gigasheep?

Lets sleep on it and forget insomnia by flying dogturds?

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22/02/2010 by admin.

Serendipity day. A dog that I photographed in my garden has been sighted today, with owner, I expressed my concerns about its antics, and turding activities, and hopefully the problem will be solved? I never expected this to happen!

Back home, the Tories have been, two suspects, Julia Mulligan, and Matt Baker, are praising themselves, for working locally, in a weetwood the tories forgot? According to them, Leeds North West is a critical marginal seat, one of a handfull locally that can make a difference to having a new government! Just 119 votes could bring back Gordon Brown they say!

I have never met either of them nor do I particularly want to, but their ideas about the NHS are a load of disinfectant, why did they let cookridge hospital get run down, and what support have they given to a co-ordinated health centre at Holt Park?

A vote for the conservatives will only encourage them, born and bred elitist backists, spitting insults at the many and not the few?

Where did all the gritters go, they say in leaflet, well its all down to tory cuts and pretend global warming propaganda!

I agree with their comments about stopping building on greenfield sites, but in practice tory/libdem Leeds Coucil is wrecking tinshill recreation and plans to build on the rest of it soon!

If they believe in small schools, why cannot they support the re-opening of Tinshill School, when it is needed?

Tories, born and bred locally, just like the rats and mice of society,who believe in the survival of the fittest, and try and create both problems and solutions to impress voters?

These leaflets seem to come in two’s and threes now. Few people read them, would you vote for a footballer for council? Would you vote for someone who says they have been born and bred locally, as a qualification?

No, please dont vote conservative, right wing, railway closing, fibbers, who most people have never met, and stick their pictures on the backs of policemen? 

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21/02/2010 by admin.

As an experiment in human relationships, I set up a website of suprises, serendipity and hope it works, for a talented special lady I met recently.

On a snowy sunday morning, an almost routine attack took place on my bathroom window, its approx monthly now, a dog turd, hits the glass and the shock, to a heart victim, could be fatal. The shit gradually slid down my window leaving a trail behind it.

Against advice from my support worker from AT, I went out and photographed it, then, scared shitless, having palpitations and ectopic hertbeats, I had a rest.

After the commotion had died down, I went out to investigate, and out of my side door I went. This is risky here, there are detectors. I got up to the top of my drive to the footpath and saw one set of snowprints leading away from the scene. A suspect appeared and threw another piece of shit at my house from a scoop, I went back in, and the turd is photographed splattered on my doorstep.

Us heart attack suspects hurt when stressed, and in a couple of weeks I get to see cardiologist for first time.

In the words of holland and dozier my heart has been broken a thousand times, but the cardiologist that saved my life was a bit special, I researched him by name, and he is from another district hospital, a consultant at a private hospital in Leeds, working under the nhs apex, under a professor from a university here.

My cardiac nurse could never find my troponin test results, and police spread rumours that I never had a heart attack, only angina.

I have discovered that Proff has been working on a cheapskate way of testing for heart damage, done in the ambulance on the way to hospital?

Its all done in good faith? I am looking for some answers and hope that those people who throw dog turds about could be visited by a social worker, and asked why they do it, after all if people do have delusions about where dog turds come from, maybe they could be awarded community work experience down at the RSPCA?

Serendipity is a good word, sleep tight gordon brown?

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20/02/2010 by admin.

Please forgive me gordon, I have taken a second and turd look at labour and they are still shit. There are a lot of labour members who should be committed, but they shut all the psychiatric units down so “The Many Not The Few” are still roaming the streets, delivering junk mail they never seem to read themselves!

I have had a further second look at labour, gordon, you have had it and the country knows it and the idea of a “Future Fair For All” is not going to work if you get elected again!

Us Lib Dems believe Labour is a total failure in getting towards britain being fair, and our supporters in 2010 will be “The Any Not The New”

Stand down for democracy, Labour Gerry Harper please be a defect to us Liberal Democrats, maybe pay 6.5% of your allowances to us, like Liberal Democrat rules say, and the sky might be the limit for promotion prospects?

Its clear that the electors in Leeds have more Labour Councillors than any other party, but the tory gang are the ones to watch. The Few Get The Gravy, and loads to chew?

Stuff the tories, with their upper class twitter, and a lack of fairness for all, not the landed gentry and mill owner classes?

Why not support my campaigns for Liberal Democracy in Weetwood, to get our local establishment of a democratic structure?

Join us Weetwood LibDems on http://WeetwoodLibdems.weebly.com

Please Don’t Vote Labour Or Conservative If They Give You The Chance!

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19/02/2010 by admin.

Us Lib Dems had a big defeat last night. Mick Taylor, who lives 100 yards fom me lost in a big way! He only got 671 votes, What a crap result.

According to Cllr Richard Brett, “This important by-election will set the tone for our morale in Leeds going into the next general election. We are fighting this by election expecting to win!”

Obviously I am pretty pissed off that Gerry Harper won as I predicted, and it should be against the law for candidates paid out of the public purse, and spend loads of money on web sites and publicity, to take advantage of their exalted position?

I have read an interesting letter in Evening Post tonight by Micheal Meadowcroft, chair of Libdems in Leeds that accuses the labour party of having a much lower standard for its councillors than us lib dems!

He goes on about a very active campaigner for my old home village of Hyde Park, Councillor Rhodes-Clayton who he does not seem to like! It is good to see local women getting involved. And has joined Gerry Harper who won last night for Labour!

In the coming election in May, defeated Libdem Mick Taylor, is standing again in Hyde Park, then in General Election In Leeds Central, and YF is up in Leeds West!

So why not vote lib dem, us potential candidates have to promise to pay our party a percentage of our allowances if selected, a sort of cashback scheme that I for one would never accept.

Hyde Park Result                                                 My campaign assessment yesterday

Green 14o                                                                                  4

Libdem 671                                                                                9

Labour 1054                                                                              12

Con 188                                                                                         7

Ind 150                                                                                         6

BNP                                                                                               0

Socialist                                                                                         0

I got it right! should have gone to the bookies and put £6 on it and donated winnings to party print? But I dont gamble?

I have to conclude that the Liberal Democrat Defeat in Hyde Park and Woodhouse Ward was very predictable and if our party carry on like this it is certain that we will lose the constituency of Leeds North West to the Tories, unless Labour get their voters out and do a Gerry Harper for Judith Blake, in which case we will have a Labour MP here for Weetwood?

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18/02/2010 by admin.

I have been consulted by the council, it was painless, meanwhile the anderson tank at Ralph Thoresby is having its fourth operation. First was to keep the kids out, second to keep the smokers out, third to keep the w**kers out, and now its the pidgeons turn. Netting is being put up to make the birds homeless, will it work?

Our proposed Beingwell Centre, has been dowgraded to a New Leaf Sports Centre.

Out go the NHS, the Youth Centre and Squash Courts, in come the administrators, the walking machines and private toilets. £30 Million + of debt for citizens of leeds over 25 years!

I think its bad value for money and something we can manage without, after all there are good private facilities around here and the existing sports centre at Holt Park could easily be upgraded.

The biggest insult to our common sense is the total lack of supported outdoor recreation by this proposal, together with a lack of integration with the High School sports facities, and those of local sports, community and cricket clubs, not forgetting the University. 

I suggested that the changing rooms, shower facilities and toilets that are needed by outdoor sports people should be built in to it, but this appears to be ignored.

Outdoor facilities nearby include Tinshill Recreation Ground, The new Tennis courts, and the Habitat areas.

I am going to object against the scheme when it comes up for planning approval in May. We need an Active Living Centre for everyone, not just those who want to sit around in an £18 Million building, and wait for the NHS to save them from themselves?

Active Living for All, save our outdoor green space from car parks, PFI investors and Land Laundering.

What is the Final Plan for Holt Park? Tescoop, Morrisasda, or Demolition?

Who will win in the Hyde Park By Election? score so far:-

Gerry Harper 12

Mick Taylor 9

Tories 7

Independent 6

BNP 0

Socialists 0

Please support a campaign for a family tree of councillors and officials to be erected in civic hall, before its conversion into a lap dancing club and fairy tale reading centre?

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17/02/2010 by admin.

In a rare flash of inspiration, following a visit by someone who has had a brain injury, things have started to focus? He asked if I ever had concussion, yes, in the 1950’s Lady, our dog pulled me down the stone steps and my head was split open. It was stitched up, just like Mick Taylor, but is there a continuing problem?

It did not take long to find that a person in these circumstances, if standing too quickly, and getting postural hypotension, can have events called abscenses and partial epilectic seizures, just like I have tried to describe to all and sundry as a partial brain malfunction, temporary?

Animals have brains too and its the squirrel with its nut sized brain that is doing my head in at the moment. People are putting so many nuts out its going bananas, burying the excess nuts all over my garden, particularly in flower pots,

The extra food is making it get fat and its teeth are growing too quick with all the peanuts, and the squirrel way of natural dentistry is causing more problems.

I have lots of photo’s and videos of excessive squirrel behaviour and the chewing of rubber items, for possible teeth sharpening purposes.

Back in the USA and other places when non-labour squirrels had similar problems, they wore their teeth down with resins from the koolabar trees and this is proved by historical research?

Here in Weetwood, the nuisance squirrel is chewing up split postman rubber bands, old condoms and bits of wire, and this is no problem as it makes the footpaths non slip, in the incesseant winter, more snow tonight, and as high pressure dominates greenland and scandinavia, the scene is set for a very icy march, and questions about if global warming is real, might decide the Hyde Park election. 

Has anyone got an ECG or EEG I can borrow, self diagnosis can kill, but at least the NHS are trying to take me serious?

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16/02/2010 by admin.

Its been a great day today. about 18 monthe ago the LGI cardiac unit saved my life, but it would have been good to see them to give my thanks six weeks later as planned. They have been investigating their records this week and have apologised to me today about what they regard as an incident, but these things happen in busy hospitals rom time to time.

The LGI sent two reports to my doctor, one containing details of a six week follow up appointment and one that failed to mention it. Unfortunately this was not picked up by the staff or my doctor.

After first apologising and then giving an explanation, they have made an appointment to see a cardiologist soon, I will get details this week. It seems that the man who saved my life works at the other Leeds hospital, Jimmys, and that is where am to go for some long awaited tests?

Our local Liberal Democrat Councillor put me on the track of this solution some months ago and I will be sending her my thanks tomorrow.

Meanwhile, my efforts to set up a Weetwood Liberal Democrat Branch have hit a snag. Someone from Hyde Park (Who also have no Libdem Branch) has sent me an e-mail telling me that I cannot use their logo because there is no WeetwoodLibdems Branch yet.

I feel that this is rather strange, and signs of a split in the party in Hyde Park are emerging, with one of their councillors has defected to Labour!

According to reports, councillor Linda Rhodes-Clayton has spent a couple of months as an independent, and having joined labour says it is a party that truly cares about people.

All my attempts to help the Liberal Democrat Party are being ignored, and I can see why some people might want to resign fro it.

I took the logo of the lib dems off my www.WeetwoodLibdems.Weebly.com and replaced it with a copy of my memberhip card. Is this against the rules?

It expireds on 31 March 2010, and if I fail to find anyone else who wants to set up a WeetwoodLibdems branch by them, I might as well resign and look elsewhere for Democracy?

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15/02/2010 by admin.

I was supposed to be in Wakefield Town Hall tonight, took my blood presssure today, at 99/66 seemed  poetic, pulse 56. I had thrown a sickie the other day, and sent apologies, but do I really have to be let down by low pressure. Decided its not safe to travel if my BP is under 100/60.

Sports Centres are big money and street credibility for all the big political parties, we have a consultation on 18/2 about Holt Park Beingwell Centre, but if pills work better than sport, why not spend the money on medication rather than leaping about?

Heartwatch Manager phoned today and gave some very useful information, then I got a phone call from LGI, perhaps regarding my missing appointment with cardiologist, answerphone, may get some news tomorrow.

Basic decision is, that if the NHS still refuse to let me have the tests I am supposed to have under their guidelines, I will pay my own way perhaps with BUPA, to get a cardiac risk assessment, and medication review?

Up at Holt Park, the new 42 million plan to keep a few people healthy is up for consultation on thursday. NHS were going to have a health centre in it but have now pulled, out and my last contribution was to object against outline planning permission on the grounds that the scheme was poor value, and would mean building a car park on a grassed area and a public footpath I use, I lost?

The Proposed new sports centre centre looks great on the plans, but duplicates a lot of facities in Ralph Thoresby School, that our community are not allowed to use, secondly, it includes a swimming facility, that the school do not have?

Main problems are that the proposed centre pool will probably be used by the school to the exclusion of the community, and there are no proposed changing facilities for outside sports performed nearby, like the new tennis courts, and pitches on tinshill recreation ground.

The existing Sports Centre is dated but well used, and has some strange rules regarding toilet facilities, that are out of bounds to most people that might need them, again like the footballers on tinshill recreation, who have to piss and shit in the bushes, and get changed in cars parked illegally.

I am hoping to be positive, and make representations regarding the overall coordination, lack of changing facilites, duplication and lack of integration with the school.

The main issue is the fact that the PCT have pulled out of the scheme, and the proposed health centre is no more so what we have is not a wellbeing centre, but an expensive sports centre that provides nothing new compared to existing private and council facilities in the area. All this at a cost of £42 Million that could be put to better use?

Why not go to the public consultation at 3-30 on 18/2 at Holt Park? There is a guarantee that the the Council plan to take no notice of you, yet will treat you as supporting the scheme in the bullshit it will publish?

Its good how the consultation just happens to be on Hyde Park Election Day, will the politicans and councillors be there, or knocking on doors as a keep fit alternative?

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14/02/2010 by admin.

Well, thats it, are the BNP racist, anti disabled benefits and pro war? They had a vote today for reform,  but will they change, at least there is no BNP candidate in Hyde Park, and the AGS green socialist candidate has withdrawn, so will Gerry Harper be given the red light by Mick Taylor?

National Heart month, no valentine card for me, or an appointment card for my ETT, LVF and ECG us MI suspects are entitled to under NICE rules?

I have written to Heartwatch manager, steve, copy to cllr bentley, asking if its normal to have these tests after a suspected heart attack? If so why have I not had them yet.

My father died instantly from an MI when he was 58.9 years old. I did the sums a few years ago I was born in 1947.6 so my suspect MI date was 1947.6+58.9=2006.5

I did all the right things, my dad was a stressed out lifelong smoker, who fought the nazis and worked in the atomic power station, but I had my suspect heart attack in 2008.5 so was it worth missing all that stress and fags, for a couple of years.

Since my MI the NHS have saved my life so far, but being in a prescription drugged up state, banned from more than 20 units of infrahol, and beng kept alive for the labour statistics, is relatively boring? Labour want to fine people who stay alive too long 20% of their assets.

When worked out my suspect death day of 2006.5, I did all the right things, got cholesterol right, BP machine and best of all a pulse wrist monitor.

I used to wear it with an alarm threshold of 12o beats per minute. When people harrassed me or stressed me out it would go off,  really good concept.

I have a couple of videos, where I am caused alarm and distress by a local, and I plead him to leave me alone. It became a sport to try and get my pulse alarm to go off, but maybe now the BNP are not racist, I will be left alone?

Fight for decimal presentation of age! today is 2010.164!

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13/02/2010 by admin.

In an attempt to get weetwood Libdems to get together and fight the biggest threat of all, the tories I have set up a website on http://WeetwoodLibdems.weebly.com  I hope we can work together locally and get democratic.

I have an apologetic letter from Greg Mulholland MP, regarding my crohns campaign. His office got a reply on 30 November 2009 from Jim Fitzpatrick MP, Minister of State for Food, Farming and Environment. The copy was sent to me on 10 February, and Greg says that a member of staff has been off sick for a lengthy period.

I would think better of Greg, if he could really show his interest by spelling crohns correctly, as opposed to chrone. The letter from the government, confirms my direct contact with DEFRA, and as such nothing has been lost but what is the point in having an MP if you can do better yourself?

I got a letter from Nick Clegg, party leader, he thinks that general election will be called on April 8, or possibly 24 February he says ”we have worked so long and hard to get liberal democrats this far, we must not miss this opportunity”

I got another letter from Cllr Richard Brett, I like his latest skinhead photograph. He wants help to fight the wicked labour and talks about donations. They need £1000 to fight the woodhouse by election, to pay for the 21,000 leaflets gone, out, the 4000 letters delivered out to target households and knocking on a thousand doors!  

Its great being a lib dem, if you can help us, why not phone brenda stubbs on 2672802 why not volunteer to be a Lib Dem candidate, and pledge 6.5% of your winnings back to our party?

Down at Hyde Park when we have our victory night, maybe candidate Micheal F Taylor, will be able to confirm that he has said that he only has time for his parliamentary campaign, and the shock victory might mean he might not be able to support the idea of a weetwood liberal democrat branch, due to having to attend Leeds Council a couple of times before May?

Down at the Labour Party, who damaged my reputation as a campaigner by blowing the shit out of hundreds of thousands of frontists, in a legal way, there is trouble at’ mill. I logged on to judithblake.con etc and got a serious warning of fraudulent malware from my security system. I know Judith Blake, she works hard but would never try and injure computers, so I have let her know about the warnings about her website, and hope that is a kind of olive branch for respectable conduct in the coming election?

In Hyde Park and Woodhouse, place of my birth and four children, there is a by election, I would like to comment on the prospects of candidate success, but be careful because it is a dodgy legal subject.

It is a frantically marginal ward, and seems to be a new style battle between E Mail style Labour & Snail style Mail Lib Dems. The missing BNP candidature probably favours labour, and the asian politics will probably favour the tories, there is an independent candidate who seems to live in the ward, who might benefit from local issues,

Its simply a battle between Labour and us Lib Dems.

I am very convinced by the campaign presented by labour gerry harper, who seems to be doing some local campaigning, as opposed to our liberal democrat paper chase. Gerry Harper has a blog on http://gerryharper.wordpress.com

Open Message to Gerry Harper, “Why defect to the lib dems now before it is too late?”

I have been unable to find any blogs supporting any other candidates at Hyde Park but, I am entitled to pledge my support to a candidate of my choice on my blog.

Please support Liberal Democrat Mick Taylor, show John Prescott it was a waste of his time spouting off in headingley last week, pictured with Judith Blake in local media.

Please do not vote Gerry Harper, he spends too much time on campaigning and working for the constituents of Fabian Hamilton MP and fighting for royal park school etc?

Ps Dont forget the action days every sunday, where us lib dems can help to de liver and canvass. We meet at 11am and 2 pm at the Woodhouse Moor car park off hyde park road. This will be a very close election, we won by just 64 votes last time, but that was before the expenses scandal and swine flu?

Us Lib dems dont have to put indents on blogs anymore,

Here is a fun one, Printed By Plonker Print, Based In Asda As A Shopper, Published And Proctomoted By Myself, On Behalf of Who Gives A Toss?

If you must vote, dont vote tory, Alan Procter election campaign 2010 now suspended, pending disqualification by means of extinction?

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12/02/2010 by admin.

Its been a great couple of days here in Weetwood, I finally managed to convince the NHS they made a mistake with my cardiac rehabilitation, and I have been put on a waiting list for stage 3 at a council leisure centre, had a visit from a social worker recently! Us recipients of social care have to be mean tested, the basic idea is that councillors and millionaires  get free social care and people who get benefits have to pay!

Most people do not realise how much the disgusting labour party brain bending policy, is attacking disabled people, whilst maximising their expenses,

I am hoping to organise a democrat party meeting soon here in weetwood, and a general principle is that free contraception should be available for politicians, to stop them interbreeding?

Also on election, political representatives should be offered circumcision, tonsillectomy, and air brushing on pictures, in exchange for a reduction in £allowances?

Fight free social care for millionaires and whilst stuffing the racist BNP,  lets get shut of the class divide, the battle between the class spectrum dominant people:-

The Upper Class Tw*ts and the Lower Class Tw*ts,

Tweetwood, twatwood people please vote in the general erection! Please fight political correctness as demonstrated by supporting the idea that Wee (not piss )Twood constituents views matter?

Please bless Bill Clinton, at least he replied, unlike God & Greg? Thank Js?

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11/02/2010 by admin.

Its great how medical people save lives when they can, but they saved Bill Clinton yesterday aged 63 using stents and wire mesh devices, my youngest son, Peter Brinkworth Cummings sent an E mail to the US President in 1999. Asking him what it is like to be a president.

Bill Clinton, a democrat hero sent my son a personal letter, as follows:-

“Dear Peter, thank you for writing to me about my work. As you might imagine, my job as President keeps me very busy. Each day I talk to many different people so that I can be well-informed about all the important issues that affect our nation. For example, I discuss domestic policy and current events with members of my cabinet and my staff, meet with heads of state and foreighn dignatories to advance international understanding, and see many visitors who have been invited to the White House to offer their expertise and advice.

Being President also involves a great deal of travel, both around the world and within the USA.

One of my greatist joys is meeting americans in their neighbourhoods and communities and learning about their lives. When I am working at the White House, I try to stay in close with the American People through weekly radio addresses, by holding press conferences, and by working with my staff to answer my mail.

Even with a full schedule, I make time to be with my family and to pursue my own interests. I do many of the things that you do for fun — exercising, reading and talking to my friends. These activities help me to relax and maintain a balance in my life.

My job as president is challenging, but its always rewarding and exciting.

The best part of knowing that I have the opportunity to help build a better future for young people like you” Sincerely Bill Clinton,

It was great getting some feedback from Bill Clinton, American Democrat,

I hope he gets a follow up appointment to his latest heart surgery, unlike I did!

We need English Democracy now, please help?

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11/02/2010 by admin.

Its been a dreadful day from a financial perspective, my social w***er has been and the contribution sums are being added up. As a heart attack victim, I have had problems with my rehabilitation programme because of communication failures within the NHS and the latest news is funny but sad.

There are four phases of NHS cardiac rehabilitation, One and two are about staying alive, three is done on referral from a cardiac nurse, four is Heartwatch on referral from GP or passing grade 3.

Unfortunately I have been denied grade 3  because of a cock up, and I am reluctant to try grade 4 on a GP referral because I have no confidence in my left ventricular function. The dispute continues, and if not sorted might have to go to NHS ombudsman, if still alive?

Down at the Democrats, Mick Taylor and Ruth Coleman, who live 100 metres away, cannot help me get social inclusion in Liberal Democrats, because they do not have the time, my weetwood councillor Ben Chastney, has replied expressing reservations about setting up a weetwood branch, and questions its value,

An organisation called the English Democrats, who include mayor of doncaster, are interested in having a presence in Leeds North West, they had a paper candidate in the last election. I have written to Cllr Chastney, for a yes or no answer to my proposal for a democrat branch here, and if not, will contact English Democrats for their advice?

Stuff the Tories, and the Sick Labour Green politically correct attitude to recovery?

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10/02/2010 by admin.

My campaigning is back, www.votealanprocter.com  I have written to the democrats, offering to set up a Weetwood branch, we have 3 democrat councillors here, and  I discovered a a very special member who lives on Tinshill Lane called Michael Taylor.

I contacted him last year regarding his request for volunteer democrat candidate volunteers, I got an application form but because of a silly trick the party plays, that I need 2 members to support me, and I dont know any because there is no local Weetwood branch.

The Democrats like to keep it in the family, and Michael Taylor is fighting an election in Hyde Park right now attempting to defeat Gerry Harper Labore, and get some councillor allowances in his bank. Us Liberal Democrats have to pay 6.5% of our expenses as cashback to the party if we win!

If Michael fails in his attempt to defeat the locals down in my former home ward of woodhouse, has he another couple of chances of getting on the gravy train? He is up for fighting Hilary Benn as PPC for Leeds Central, and his other half, Ruth Coleman is having a bash at Leeds West,

I have written to local Liberal Democrats tonight to see if they can support the idea of a Weetwood Democrat branch, and wish our candidate Michael Taylor well in the three candidatures in one household record attempt.

The previous Leeds politician, who was both a councillor and MP was John Tricket, but where is he now!

Please Support My 2010 Campaign For A Democrat Party Branch In Weetwood! 

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09/02/2010 by admin.

Just another tuesday, decided to defrost fridge and put wilk water and wine outside to take advantage of the free cold, quick as a flash, it was gone, looked like an elderly woman in a hoodie, life goes on? 

My doctor has reassured me that there is no need for a follow up cardiac assessment, following my medical notes traumas. Still unhappy, I contacted NHS direct, they put me in touch with NICE, who set standards for  health care.

I determined that I should have had a left ventricle assessment, and as that has not yet been done, suggested I contact PALS, NHS patient liason. Result is that the Patient Relations Manager at LGI has contacted the cadiac section, who are to reply within two working days.

I hope that more people have not been affected by this problem, and feel it will be in the best interests to contact the press about it because cardiac appointments being messed up can cause sudden death, if it is not sorted out quickly.

One of the more sinister aspects of this affair is a report, supposed to come from the police, that I did not have a heart attack, although this seems unlikely it could explain the reluctance so far of the NHS to check me out?

The other problem about my missing cardiac gym course is still being investigated.

Further research shows that in addition to the DLA problem, nurse asked my doctor to reduce my BP medication, because the gym workouts would reduce my BP still further, but this was not done?

Will have to do without a glass of wine tonight, perhaps my missing bottle might reurn,meanwhile my fridge is working again and replacement milk and water are cooling down now.

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08/02/2010 by admin.

Election fever hits Leeds on 18 February, one of us hard working Lib Dems, has fallen, so nominations were made for a replacement.

The only candidate I personally know is the Labour one, Gerry Harper. I never liked him, and Labour have some great local members in hyde park, like Mina Kanyek who work hard in the cooperative community.

Gerry Harper works for Fabian Hamilton MP, our most expensive Leeds MP, according to reports. I feel that the idea that a career structure dominates the choice of main party candidates is debatable.

The AGS candidate has withdrawn, and there is no far right opportunity, there is an Independent, but one strange fact eludes me!

The Liberal Democrat Candidate lives in Weetwood, Mick Taylor, 65 Tinshill Lane, according to the council statement online tonight.

So how come I have never met him, and where do these people come from? possibly because us Liberal Democrats have been taken over by the zygons?

I spent a happy childhood in Hyde Park and Woodhouse Area. So how do those lucky people get represented, by themselves?

Other Candidates;-

Adele Beeston - Independent LS6 4AW

Mark Foren - Green Party LS16 5NE

Yasser Khalid - Conservative LS28 8ER

I might walk round to see out Lib Dem hopeful Mick Taylor, to see if he can help normal people to get nominations for these jobs, from party members, as opposed to whatever the system is?

I just looked Mick Taylor up and phoned him, seems interested in local issues? Mentioned internet reports of john prescott being in town, so I will look forward to an interesting result?

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07/02/2010 by admin.

My dead mate david called squirrels squiggles, there is one weetwood one here that is being fattened up by an unknown nut enthusiast. The squiggle is overloaded with peanuts, so much so it has not hibernated, and persists in being a pleasant nuisance!

I had an old broken cooling fan, and rather than dumping it I took it apart, half an hour of enjoyment, into its constituent parts. Bolts and nuts, plastic and wires, then the final solid piece of engineering, the squirrel cage rotor appeared. I always liked to take things apart, but when I was a lad, my dads alarm clock was included.

The squiggle, is being given excess food, but has adapted  its behaviour so as to not get fat, buries its extra nuts all over my garden, particularly in flower pots. When it comes back for them, it eats my flower bulbs instead, and this is a cause of great consternation.

 The squiggle is a frontist, it has adapted to survive, because obesity in a squiggle makes it heavy, and be a possible gravity victim, and its gathering of excess nuts from the local calorie abusers, who like to watch lively things, gives some hope?

The obvious answer is to put heavy weights on my crocus bulbs, or appeal to people who believe in fat, heavy, obese squiggles to stop their nut offerings?

Driving squirrels into a survival of the fittest situation is cruel, and what will the RSPCA do to pay its solicitossers?  

Lets fight Calorie Abuse now and save our fatties from the food! Teach the victims to bury food in the garden like the squiggles do! Reserve seats for them upstairs on the bus?

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06/02/2010 by admin.

It is always good when a politician makes good and in ASDA this morning, our MP Greg was presented with a bunch of flowers from a very nice young lady, I offered to take a picture, but she was a bit shy, so waited until she sat down.

I waited to see Greg, but as legs started to weaken due to simvastatin doping, managed to find a chair to sit on.

I seem to be going through a political crisis at the moment, and as a refugee from the wicked labour party, thought the Liberal Democrats might be better. The issue I have raised with Greg is that at a meeting in november, it proved impossible for me or any other member of the Leeds North West Lib Dems, to be elected to the management committee.

The problem is that our MP proposed or seconded all the officials, to the exclusion of the rest of our 80 plus members in weetwood ward. He is going to discuss the issue with the chairman he elected, so I look forward to some democracy.

I am one of only two men who have been shortlisted for the MP job by labour members since 1994!

In 1994 there were two left wing opposing factions in LNW Labour, they nominated Harold Best and Cllr Eileen Moxon. Stuck with two candidates, it seemed likely that if a third did not arise, the big party could parachute someone in.

I attempted to recruit a few people through my staff association, the TSSA, notably Barbara Boyce. I ended up getting the nomination as a New Labour person.

Harold Best won in 1997, and he was either reselected, or replaced by an all women shortlist, that resulted in their present candidate Judith Blake, as far as I know.

I had a go at getting on the national labour panel, but on the selection day a woman arrived late, so I was denied my pre interview toilet break. The resultant incontinence sparked a major dispute that ended in an Employment Tribunal against Labour regarding disability discrimination.

The party argued that it was fair to discriminate against disabled people in political selection process, and it was a landmark decision in favour of getting fewer disabled people into politics!

The Liberal Democrats have a disabled person section, but to join it you have to pay the party more, not less, and this is a bit silly, when labour are cutting support for disabled people?

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05/02/2010 by admin.

Letters written today despite tiredeness brought on by attending the Cupbored Club night, and Horsforth new Morrisons this morning! The Band at the Cupbored Club were called Kin Male BO, were so loud that earplogs and a £14.99 bottle of wine shared with MS V D, was needed to make them soundbetter than pneumatic drill officers? I got a Kin headache, and a good nights sleep.

I got a new doormat and pedal bin at Morrisions, my first visit to the new store in 2 years, together with Marx! Thanx!

I telephoned Coronary Care LGI Ward 17, who saved my life in July 2008. They said that I should have had a follow up appointment 6 weeks on, but because this did not happen, and I have not had my gym course, I have written to Tinshill Practice Manager, to see if they can sort this out?

I am attempting to make PEAS with the Liberal Democrats, my party of membership choice. I joined them after my unsuccessful attempt to defeat them in 2007. Then following a need to fight hate crime in 2008, I stood against them again in 2008, and got permission to fight them as an accredited weetwood raving loony.

Unfortunately, I discovered that persons that proposed and seconded a “racist BNP” party weetwood campaign, were a threat to my personal safety as a loony candidate. I stood as a candidate with no description, not even an independent. I cancelled my resignation from the Lib Dems.

Eventually the Liberal democrats tried to kick me out of their party, but after an independent investigation, was allowed to retain my membership on a continuous basis.

I attempted to make peace with the local party and even considered going on their candidate panel, but the Leeds North West Liberal Democrat Establishment, do not seem to have forgiven me.

In the final countdown to possible resignation from Lib Dems on all fools day, April 1 I am going to ask our local MP Greg Mulholland if he can support a case for me to be co-opted on their executive comittee, in accordance with party rules, perhaps as a liberal democrat co-operative spokesperson? He is in town tomorrow, our second most expensive Leeds MP, who works very hard, and what will he say?

Will I get my heart checked out before the erection, will the Liberals be democratic?

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04/02/2010 by admin.

Here in Leeds, back in 2008, we were one of the few areas of the UK to have a primary angioplasty service. In most places heart attacks were treated with clot busting drugs, but I had the first class service.

Only 2 nights in hospital, and within a couple of weeks the cardiac nurse came to visit, I had a six week rehabilitation course and followed a course documented in a manual.

Being one of those boring people who have never done anything heart risky like being a fatty, smoker or dripping eater, the course was good.

Problems happened when the nurse wanted me to go to the gym, it was in Pudsey, and to pay for the transport I claimed mobility DLA in Sptember.

There were probems with my medication causing dizzy spells and fainting, so  requests were made of GP by cardiac nurse to reduce it. This was not readily accepatable, and is still a problem.

When my £17 DLA was awarded in December, I was discharged from the cardiac nurse, because the gym could not wait for my finances to catch up with it.

This is wrong, in my view, and now I have confirmed another error in the system.

The Cardiologist , in July 2008, requested an out patient appointment 6 weeks on, but this appears to have been overlooked.

I only know of these two separate possible errors, because I got a copy of my medical records, and I am still outstanding a visit to the cardiologist for a medication review, and my six week course at the gym in pudsey.

I telephoned the LGI today and they suggest I see my GP about geting a referral back to the cardiac service, so if he reads this blog he will know what is coming?

It makes me wonder if this has happened to anyone else, or if there is an altenative explanation?

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03/02/2010 by admin.

Avid readers will note a lack of practical examples of new political dimensions?

Imagine yourself stood in front of a microphone, part of a deputation, allowed to speak on an issue that matters, like I did about tinshill recreation.

On your left are the working class, on your right are the upper class. The council chamber is a circle that has a front and back.

The backists sit on the back rows and the frontists on the front rows, between these divisions between the class structure, survival is the key issue.

On the final dimension of politics, the Lord Mayor is Up, who we all must follow as an impartial leader and the opposite of this are the downs, those desperate people who control life and death, but are anonymous?

The council chamber is full of conflict and competition, but it rarely meets and when it does, few people bother to go and hear it.

Class spectrum conflict happens between left and right, but there are so few left wing people there now, they dont seem to bother.

Survival spectrum conflict between the front and back, is restricted by the party chief whips, who seem to stop genuine frontists from being replaced by career politicians.

The Life and Death spectrum, up and down, is delegated to personal views, apart from the Lord Mayor, who is chair of the council, and is commited to Life, and charitable work?

The life and death spectrum of politics is easier to define, on the life spectrum, a person just wants to live in peace and harmony, but those on the death side of things are easy to identify. I personally believe in life, but I respect the views of the deathists, who by definition, self destruct, in war zones.

Fortunately in Leeds we do not live in a war zone yet, so down at the council the main conflicts are between left and right, and the elimination of genuine frontists from public representation, due to selection procedures, needs to be changed?

Why not go down to the next council meeting and have a listen, If you are not happy with the system, stand for erection? 

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02/02/2010 by admin.

Its medical review time, I am having to take more pills to counteract side effects of themselves and eating oily fish.

The idea is to prolong my life by reducing my blood pressure to a level where my brain starts to malfunction. This could be a problem I share with many other people, but as a patient who knows how to get information on my case, I have found some disturbing evidence.

I share a copy of my medical files, and in the pages that refer to an acute coronary syndrome that occured, during an episode of food poisoning I had in july 2008, worry me a little.

The cardiologist had prescribed an out patient visit in October 2008, that never happened. More mysteriously, there is no record of me having a diagnostic test for heart damage.

According to NICE guidelines on cardiac events, patients are entitled to a left ventricle assesment. Obviously, this information is needed so that doctors can make rational decisions on ongoing care, and I dont seem to have had one?

All other coronary suspects I have spoken to have had enzyme tests, treadmill tests, and an ultrasoung echogram. I appear to be one of the lucky ones that might have been treated so quickly that I never got any symptoms.

It worries that I am being given levels of medication that are disabling, and potentially dangeous, should I fall down etc.

Obvious answer is to get a full record of my cardiac file and ask some questions, surely hospitals should make clinical decisions on evidence, and comply with clinical exellence guidelines.

Has this situation happened with any other political campaigners who like me, are being drugged out of life quality?

The most dangerous aspect of a suspected cardiac event will probably be prescription drug fatality, and superbug devastation, as time goes by?

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01/02/2010 by admin.

Following last nights bible reading, and a really good tv show about the history of weetwood’s most popular book, it was time to have dreams and nightmares, about where the wrath of the almighty might fall? ZZZZ!

Down at the church, they were raising funds by a guy who was turning yorkshire water into wine, and turning one warburtons van into two, they are recruiting disciples, and using a new labour plan, are curing people of incapacity benefit dependency.

Curing the sick is easy, to make them work better the politicians want to give them less money, whilst to make the rich doctors, dentists, bankers and councillors work harder, we have to give them more of the poor peoples share.

Disability cleansing is rife, this can be cured by altering the rules, and the miracle of good samaritan who phones the dwp and gets a prize for proving someone can get up and walk, is to be written in our daily male, the script of the chattering classes,

The nightmare went on, and the genetic code, that is made of a serial sequence of four letters GACU, was simplified in a way that I still have not fathomed, so that each word formed a byte or so of conventional binary code.

The message from the stars that the SETI scheme may never be received, but proof of alien existence will soon be found within the most humble organisms, if anyone takes the time to look.

The message is that the periodical table of the elements, where the atomic number relates to various combinations of electrons and other variables, has been encoded in junk dna as proof of intelligent adaption?

Good luck to all who are looking for this information, where will it be, and what other information has been locked in eternally replicating orgasmisms, many of which mutated around 3800 years ago, when the human species took off?

In the beginning god created human conciousness, and we became aware of evolution for the first time!  ZZZ Wakey Wakey!

I am still here?

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31/01/2010 by admin.

 Please refer to the following to make sense of this post? http://www.dougie.uk.com/ilkleymoor.html and for further details of Mary Jane, who was courted, please cautiously research http://www.smokingmaryjane.net/ I have not looked at this yet, but it could explain some mysterious happenings on rombalds moor, where a mythical giant threw rocks at weetwood, many years ago?

This one is dedicated to Weetwood Councillor Sue Bentley,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7rCzFCewxk

And so it came to pass, following a bowel motion, the bollock was killed and the sacrifice of turdledoves and young pidgeons,

and the priest shall burn them on the altar on the east part, and the congregation shall be livicticated.

Through the miracle of unrandipril, I can now read the small print in my late mothers bible, and I can learn the myths of female moths, and the law of the trespass offering? A myth is a female moff, praise those who avoid the fat and the blood.

On a more serious note,the turd book of moses leviticus contains strong advice against the eating of fecal matter, and those analimals that do! Leviticus is giving advice of a frontist nature, that a simple set of adaptations if followed, will prolong life, in those who want it to be?

The diseases spread by animals through the food chain are well known and the dire warnings of the route are given in the yorkshire hymn, On Ilkla Mooor Ba’tat. The Dead guy got eaten by worms, they got eaten by ducks who got cooked, then some other guy realised he had eaten part of his mate who died from the cold!

The Shit chain is far better at spreading disease. Officially it is made up of elements or links known as the oral fecal route, I believe in zero tolerance of shit, particularly in food or spouted by backist politicians. I made a new word to describe zero tolerance of shit some years ago - zhitz.

What is the definition of Zhitz? Zero tolerance of shit, and disgusting things that live on it like bacteria, flies, pigs and tomatoes!

This is likely to be opposed by the backist crowd who generally seem to believe that they are indestructible, and see their survival of the fittest mentality, as a way of overcoming adulterated food and biblical advice?

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30/01/2010 by admin.

Back down to politics again, as I watch Tony Bliar cook in his own juices and make threats against people who do not own french nuclear reactors or sell penny bangers!

Us Liberal Democrats have this yellow coward inspiring card, that states “Us Liberal Dimocrats exist to build and safeguard a fair, free and open society, in which we seek to bollocks the funda mental values of liberty, equality and community and in which no one shall be enslaved by poverty of ignorance, or conformity to our rules?

The Up and Down Political spectrum is dominated by a number of issues that many political parties try and dismiss as outside their remit. Cowards, these issues matter to people that might want to vote for them?

Up Down Issues, Include debate on Genital Mutilation, Abortion of the young, sick or old, Death sentence or sacrificre? Love or hate? 

Working on a quiz sheet to survey politicians on the three dimensions of politics, class, survival and emotion?

 The sword of proctocles is hanging, but where will it fall and when?

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29/01/2010 by admin.

I watched a video tonight from the BNP who the establishment say are racist, that they deny, also a labour Quango called the equalities commission, are courting the BNP. The forthcoming Equality Bill, that includes marxist ideas of differential equality, is being used retrospectively to screw the BNP up.

They have big legal costs coming up and, as a person who thinks labour are dead in the water, they are using desparate measures to justify political attacks on vulnerable people, and blies, that justify bringing our boys home, in the words of freda payne.

People who support any political party must be free to do it. If voting for any legal party supports indirect discrimination, democracy is dying, and the three main parties, being different gangs of backist policy, are congealing towards forming a totalitarian government for britain 2010, with little input from english people who have been denied a parliament.

When some people are treated more equal than others, spots and boils of revolution are bound to appear and the big political parties need to watch their steps!

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28/01/2010 by admin.

Its good having an airport five minutes away, but is it safe and quiet? They are having a noise review right now and we are being coninsulted about it!

Our airport is the most elevated international airport in UK, so why not knock 10% off fees as planes get a 900 foot above sea start? Drastic weather is a problem and they dont seem to like reporting this, or other problems with planes flying over the big city of Leeds!

There have been laser incidents, the odd crash and now radio interferance hits the teletext headlines. I am not sure what kind of interference this is, but I have reported a serious problem regarding an illegal spy camera operating near my house to the authorities, to no avail!

According to the International Civil Aviation Organisation, illegal CCTV cameras are interfering with a safety system called DME, that is known to be used widely in uk airports.

DME is a distance measuring system, that most aircraft use, on a frequency known as Lband. If it goes wrong it increases the chance of a crash, particularly in bad weather. Despite requests from international action by pilots to have the illegal CCTV spy cameras  withdrawn from sale, these items were on sale in Leeds in recent times, and continue to be used by people who should know better!

I reported this to trading standards, who said they had no powers to stop sale of these intrusive devices, this is just as daft as the weetwood cannabis farm scandal, where it is legal to buy the seeds down in headingley, but illegal to grow them! Why not ban supply and punish those who profit?

Will the airport get permision to make more noise, will I locate the illegal spy camera, will there be an investigation into possible DME failures, or will it be covered up?

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27/01/2010 by admin.

A series of serious incidents have been caused by Leeds Council’s Tinshill Recreation Ground farce, www.tinshillrecreation.com , latest news is that as a result of a shifting water table, the council is digging holes in our ground to get the flood to soak away.

A local hotel guest was jogging on the ground, according to reports, and fell down the first hole, fortunately, a ladder, that still can be seen allowed the person to escape, then a second hole was dug, and water started to invade nearby gardens.

Warning signs have been erected by contractors, and tons of bricks have been dumped on our field. Fencing has been broken down by local youths to get on the ground for a game of footie, so at the weekend I hope to go and get some pictures, to alert people of this dangerous series of water holes, that also nearly claimed the life of a dog?

Save Tinshill Recreation Ground From The Council, I got four Liberal Democrat leaflets today and the tories have been phoning around! They tory and liberal plan to wreck our recreation ground does not get a mention!

Its obvious the master plan is to build something on tinshill recreation, but in the meantime lets get the fences down, the water holes filled in and make it a safe and sane playing field like it used to be before council officials vandalised it at public expense.

The huge mess was made without planning permission, its about time there was a public inquiry in to this profligate waste of public money and violation of open space!

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26/01/2010 by admin.

I blame my low blood pressure on too many dances and workouts at the Village, Weetwood. However, after it went normal, my doctor insists on giving me some pills from chemical cohens, that have a side effect of lowering my blood pressure as a side effect.

I have been looking for a way to increase my blood pressure, I am thinking of puting more salt on food. Getting obese and stressed out. Then I had a brainwave, what about the booze?

I got a blood pressure leaflet from our excellent chemist, and it says a few drinks pumps up your blood pressure with ease. British Heart Foundation Leaflet no 9 page 47.

I tried a couple of glasses of wine, checked my pressure and lo and belold no difference?

I mentioned this to the pharmacist, and was shown a reference to a study by K Seppe, Hypertension, vol 33 p79 1999. This is a source of all the health scares about blood pressure and wine!

When I read the study I was shocked, according to the report alcohol does not increase BP above normal! So why do they say it does?

The study compares the BP of 20 men on a a saturday piss up when they all drank about 5 or 6 pints, with the following saturday when they stayed sober.

The graph shows that the men had normal blood pressures of about 120/80 if blathered or not, so why the worry, they had a slightly higher pulse whilst drinking, possibly due to lifting the glass up to their mouth?

This is very upsetting, I will have to find another way to get my blood pressure up, maybe I should try my pills out on the toilet, I have tried out yogurt on it to overcrowd the friendly bacteria, but it failed?

Is this misinformation about blood pressure the first sign of a developing teetotalitarian state? Low blood pressure is unpleasant, any suggestions would be welcome to get mine over the 100/60 barrier? Maybe I could pressurise my house, apply negative leeches, or stand upside down?

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25/01/2010 by admin.

Imagine a weetwood where pubs cannot display the union jack, crosses of st george, david, patrick and pirran, because militant salvation armies find them offensive?

Imagine a weetwood where, our local church of saint loony up the cream bun and jam, could be sued by backist cranks who say they feel intimidated by signs carrying procterist quotes.

Imagine a weetwood where doctors and trainspotters are forced to hire militant teetotal mannipleulators, who believe in delaying death, and the age of content?

To Read More Click Here!  The Equality Act Is Coming To Town Soon!

I have just decided to abolish all my campaigning activities in advance of the general erection. The main political struggle has been identified, and the pricks who say they are standing up for britain are coming out of the toilet, and washing their hands of the shit that they got us in.

Political correctness, stalking and mastication of rules, expension claims and partner hopping, all add up to one thing, co-rooksion, where common purpose is dominatrix, disguised social marxist bigotry, the new labour project,  the soft and slimy hands of the liberal democ raps?

In the words of Pastor Parcel, “First they came for the Procterists, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Procterist, then they came for the Darwinists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Darwinist,

I did not survive because I was eaten, and there was no cat left to speak out for me”

Why not fight the proposed teetotalitarian state at the general erection? Fight labour political correctness, the pissing of the equality act, the ukip play dead party, conserv a tory evangelical peer groups, and people who watch hitler on virgin tv?

Will it snow on friday, will I get to london tomorrow, and if I do not what is the excuse?  No win, no free solicitossers, please contact me regarding my new spot!

Supporters please join me on 1240 leeds london train 26/1 coach L first class, return support journey,  1903 kings cross to leeds coach L again first class.

Celebration party yates, leeds 21:30! A Teetotalitarian Toasting? Mr Equality Bill, if you see this please accept my invite?

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24/01/2010 by admin.

I have had considerable help regarding my continuing stalking experiences from the NSS, they can be found on http://www.nss.org.uk/

There is a type of stalking that they do not seem to cover now, I call it network stalking, and it seems to be an occupational hazard of people who are political activists.

In my opinion politics has two more dimensions other than the usual class ones based on left and right, there is the religious dimension of good and evil, that I call up and down, then the survival spectrum, front and back.

Survival conflict between front and back, represented by basic ideas of darwinism v procterism, may be difficult to understand.

Darwinists believe in survival of fittest, procterists, survival of those who adapt.

Darwinist politicians rise to their level of incompetence as predicted by the peter principle, procterist politicians rise to their level of conflict, as predicted by the alan principle.

One of the main difficulties with the survival struggle, is the difference between communication and grouping techniques.

Darwinists tend to form networks, with strong dictatorial hierachial tendences recruiting the dominant people, procterists generally form groups, that are based on co-operation and consensus on leadership issues.

Network Stalking of procterist syle groups is a big problem, according to what I have read there is a complete underground alternative legal system that is not on our side, main policy is to get some publicity for this issue, whilst avoiding conflict, but recruiting a group to resist the threat from network stalking.

What is the definition of network stalking “Unwanted attention from a chain of people with similar personalities, that exist within a community, as a network, for intimidation and harassment purposes”

Network Stalking includes, surveillance, reporting and monitoring, risks of violence and injustice, a consequence of being on the survival spectrum.

Obviously it is quite unusual for people not on the survival spectrum to notice these issues,  again NSS is on http://www.nss.org.uk

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23/01/2010 by admin.

First it was the strike, then the snow and christmas, then the timetable catch up. Well done Leeds Council,  I now have three empty wheeled bins.

The bin crisis did hit a few nerves, and the backists, who always break the rules, put theirs out at the wrong time, well there is safety in numbers, mass lawbreaking of an environ mental nature, has now ceased and peace might prevail?

The law regarding putting council owned bins out is fairly straightforward. You put them out at the collection point on the appointed day. The problem is that the collection point is not always defined, and depends on the goodwill, custom and practice of the collecting team, and local conditions.

If the collection point is outside someone else’s house. There is a strong risk that problems will happen, like if you put your bin there, and they dont like you, there is trouble. If you dont put it there to satisfy their territory needs, there is a risk that the bin will never be emptied! Then they complain if your bin overflows, or smells, or is plotting something?

I have had this trouble for a while. Solution is for the council to make a reasonable adjustment under disability act, and take my bins, not from official collection point but from end of drive. This works, but in times of trouble and torment from weather global cooling, the council often put my bins at the collection point and not on my drive.

This week I struggled to get my council bin out near the collection point because it was very full, and amazing thing happened, people came out to photograph it, made rude comments shone lasers at me, then they moved my bin away from the official point!

Maybe they are trying to prove that there should be a debate about where bins should be put, obviously, the more efficient the system is, the cheaper it is and the fewer the collection points are, the faster the service in this difficult weather.

Maybe if local councillors had some time, they could go around and discuss where bin collection points should be on particular streets, and if residents could not agree there could be an appeal procedure. If this was denied, maybe the council could make an order for people to work together on behalf of the community?

It could be called a Co-operative Behaviour order, where people, if breaking the idea of community spirit and common purpose, could be put in the stocks?

The only party promoting the stocks as behaviour manipulation is the official monster raving loonies, but maybe electronic stocks could be developed, where nutters and right wing political extremists, could be sorted out?

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22/01/2010 by admin.

As someone who has never had a blood transfusion yet, but with three children and a former wife who has, it appears we are at risk of a liver infection called hepatitis C. Details are on http://www.hepctrust.org.uk

Any of my former partners are also entitled to a free NHS hepatitis C test, so I will go for mine next week? Meanwhile down at the pig farm hepatitis E is endemic.

The strange thing about liver virus is they can cause cirrhosis. Usually this is blamed on booze, but some research shows that it is caused by eating pork rather than alcohol, giving an infection that causes the liver incapable of surviving a piss up.

The hepatitis E epidemic is supposed to be a threat to pregnant women only, but anyone who eats undercooked pork, or sausages, can get the infection, without many symptoms, but with booze it can be fatal!

I recently came across a person with an antabuse implant, to stop her vodka habit, and in common with some people who take similar metrodospistoline antibiotics was excused clean hands?

These people seem to be at risk from alcohol based hand wipes in hospitals, and it would be good to have this risk evaluated? According to New Scientist, only 6% of medical practitioners use alcohol hand wipes, maybe this is because patients like to eat them, to satisfy alcohol withdrawal in hospital.

Alcohol and Nicotine are both very effective bug exterminators, unfortunately people also enjoy them, at the expense of the medics?

Get your free hepatitis c test now, why not campaign for a hepatitis e test?

Can alcohol based hand wipes injure recovering alcoholics? Do people really eat them?

http://www.hepctrust.org.uk

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21/01/2010 by admin.

I got a very rapid reply from Cllr Bentley, Liberal Democrat Councillor Weetwood regarding the tinshill recreation situation, mail sent 20:18

Dear Cllr Bentley, would it be possible for you to update me on tinshill recreation ground problem, I was hoping to close the www.tinshillrecreation.com website down, but there is a lot of interest.

Reply at 20:49

Dear Alan, Once the three bottom playing pitches are deemed ready for use the fencing around them will be removed and then there will be the last remaining pitch to be levelled and the necessary drainage installed. Unfortunately once again the weather has not been kind to this development so it has prolonged issue..

It was good of our  liberal democrat councillor to send a prompt reply and pictures of the latest work to rescue our field from the water should appear on www.tinshillrecreation.com next week?

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21/01/2010 by admin.

I have sent a mail tonight to Councillor Bentley to find out what is happening at tinshill recreation. A huge hole has been dug, and thousands of bricks are being put down it. No planning permission, just loads of wire fences to stop us residents from using it?

In front of Holt Park Library, our new car park site has hit snags, surveyors have dug down 15 metres and maybe this shows the real plan is to build a new skyscraper block on it, watch this space?

Bins are in total disarray, are the crews off strikebreaking in another city, snow has gone now? This morning dozens of black bins are illegally parked on the highway, against the provisions of the EPA. I took advantage of this situation and picked up some Thugsby litter and discarded pencils to stop people slipping on it. Popped it into a couple of bins.

This morning some young Thugsbys, made off with a black bin containing an 89 year old womans refuse, and threw it around Tinshill Recreation.

A local good samaritenionian, who saw this thoresby area outrage, recovered the bin and cleared up the mess, thrown amongst our yob education area.

In the election run in, it would be good for the raving looney idea of the stocks to be introduced, maybe on an electronic basis, to name and shame people who litter, asbo and make life a misery for us taxpayers, and those who fence off and dig up recreation grounds that should be used for young people to run off excess energy and caffeine?

Awaiting reply from Cllr Bentley about Tinshill Recreation work, cc Judith M Chap Man?

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20/01/2010 by admin.

In a shock mail I got tonight, the full extent of the valentines day political crisis was made clear.

According to reasonable sources, the old gang Lib-Lab-Con piss pot sharers, are in debt and want to be bailed out by state funding. In the forthcoming general erection, these backist dominated parties, cannot resolve the conflict regarding possible state funding for the BNP, the BeaN,Peas! Who unfortunately do have increasing support due to rational frontist ideals.

The BeaN,Peas Party, clearly give away their survival spectrum conflict tendancies, by regarding their supporters as “Proud British Lions, fighting back at the low life vermin, that are trying to sabotage the party, its mission and childrens future”

In the three dimensions of politics, the BNP are, in my opinion, right wing on the class spectrum, down, on the good/evil spectrum and front, on the survival spectrum.

Lets fight right wing evil extremists, who try and adapt to survive, but are self defeating attempted replicating isolated feaks?

The BNP got some reps through proportional representation they dont seem to agree with, so why don’t they resign and support their own cause?

Stuff the BNP and support common sense politics to encourage people who have never had anyone to vote for, to find a hero from their numbers, they can support?

Let it freeze, glo balls warming is a myth, a myth is a female moth?

The BNP Extraordinary General Meeting to change constitution to comply with forthcoming Equality Act takes place on 14 February, untill then the party cannot recruit new members and remains hamstrung?

Will the Equality Act be retrospective, against Human Rights?

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19/01/2010 by admin.

The world is getting safer but my cholesterol is building up. When I had my suspecteded MI in 2008, it was 4.6 which is pretty normal. Then they advised me to eat more oily fish to increase my good cholesteroil, after a day of calculations, my recent test for cholesterol shows an increase to 4.6.

I have concluded that my cholesteroil has increased by 20% because my overall fat intake has gone up by 20%.

Because of this I am supposed to take more pils, but this seems a bit daft to me, why not just give up the bony mackerel, the snotty sardines and the slimy tuna?

Chemical Cohens is my pill manager, I need to see my doctor about this strange problem, where I have to eat more fishy fat and then take more pills to get shut of it.

My doctor is getting a new surgery, will Chemical Cohens survive when they move? The new Tinshill Surgery is to have a built in pharmacy. They are asking for suggestions for a new name! Any Ideas?

How about “Pills N Thrills”, or “The Wise Owl Life Saving Unit?” 

Its a big day for the bin mamagers today, wheeled bins being moved around, perhaps in a bid to ward off a blue tuesday hangover?

If they don’t get empty this week, they could get snowed in a bit thursday night, and next week the big winter part 2 could start , watch this space? any bets on a white easter, I dont gamble, we might have a white tory easter, just like the ones we used to know?  

Post amended due to social acceptability moderation comments.

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18/01/2010 by admin.

Its blue monday today, the most depressing day of the year with the added problem of a tory election victory heading this way. If the parliament is hanged who will our local hero greg mulholland stick with, well us liberal democrats piss in the same pot as the tories in leeds, and the snow has nearly melted, so I have told the Dim Libs, that if they will not activate my complaint about my social exclusion, my membership will not be renewed on 31 March and we can look forward to conflict?

The snow has been melted in my garden. A months litter has appeared in the streets, and some of it has been collected up by racists and thrown in my garden. I quite like how the snow melt has exposed the fag end droppers, who must know they have a problem, dozens outside one house, also the postmen rubber bands have appeared in heaps around the post boxes, and maybe they will be recycled.

Lets be young tonight, lets go dancing in the party lights, shine shoes, cause its not too late to celebrate, lets go wine and dine whilst we still have time?

I have some lost property to report from under my snow melt, one can of morrisson pears, one red rubber band, 100 baked beans, partially digested?

I have had reports that vitamin D supplemented dried milk might be on sale locally, and kellogs bran flakes also have it in. The Cooperative have replied and are to confirm if the have vitamin D on sale, as recommended by food standards agency for minority groups?>

Why not fight true blue tory threat monday by watching the portillo train party political series on bbc2 and think of Dr Beeching, who wrecked our railway network, and how this policy of cut and destroy, will wreck england if the tories are let loose on the health service, public sector and the middle clarses?

When will the snow come back? looks like thursday night, I like snow it covers the shit and makes things look nice, just like Gordon Brown tries to do with his factory farmed polywinking backist clones?

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17/01/2010 by admin.

Big TV and national debate today, about religious face air brushing with clothes, I have identified a legal precedent clothes ASBO decision, R v Greenwich Magistrates, that confirms that wearing clothes with the intent of causing alarm distress and harassment can be asbo’ed.

Neighbourhoods CAN Kill, according to new scientist magazine this week, and a process is identified, that stress can affect cortisol cycle, and, having experienced a heart attack following BNP activity, maybe something can be done?

The thing about the new scientist article, that worries me is the finding that breast cancer is 37% higher in black women than in whites in the USA, and in northern Chicago, it is an astonishing 68%

This fits in with my concerns with the high breast cancer rates in my former cookridge ward, and once having discovered a lump in the breast of a woman, know how it feels to be personally affected, and there is a story line on the corrie about it currently.

Basic theory is that new research shows that sunshine deficiency is unhelpful in the body defence against breast cancer. A prohormone known as vitamin D has been found by some to prevent a number of life preventing diseases.

In the UK, it is recognised that vitamin supplements of D are essential for poor communities, so margarine is fortified with it.

In the USA milk is fortified with it, unfortunately people with black skin suffer from a high level of lactose intolerance, so do not drink milk or have an adequate intake of D, and their skin prevents the body from manufacturing D from sunlight, in sufficient quantities?

Is this why black people in inner city USA get more cancers, whilst white people in hunslet get less breast cancer than those in cookridge because of the margarine effect?

Please support my campaign to raise awareness in england of the hazards of vitamin D deficiency, and the current scientific debate about the benefits of vitamin d supplements in winter,

Please sign petition on http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ShineOnEngland/

I am taking this isue to the important meeting in a fortnight, where they were asked about vitamin d and gave a weak answer last time they met, I did not go because of the flu, but I am hoping to be there and get some answers?

Is the strange pattern of breast cancer susceptibility in the UK compared to the USA, due to a differing policy of compulsory vitamin D supplements?

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16/01/2010 by admin.

Its great having a lifelong vitamin D deficiency, four weeks of H@B 10 micro g and I feel better already, maybe my good feeling april to october, will last all year now?

Meanwhile, I read further about asbo song whistling, apparantly its illegal to whistle a tune called heigh ho near persons in receipt of job seekers allowance, as it alarms and distresses them. unfortunately the walt disney version (condolences to H Pylori) makes references to off to work we go.

I have dug out my copy of heigh ho by diana ross  and played it. I think Mcgrath might have had a lucky escape, and should appeal his ASBO.

If you look up and examine the lyrics of the supremes version of heigh ho, you will find that the word work is never mentiuoned by the writers, Morey/Churchill,  so taking the piss out of the unemployed is not an issue,

Fight political correctness and whistle this tune if its not copyright

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho,

To Make Your Troubles Go,

Just Keep On Singing,

All Day Long, Heigh Ho,

Right, lets go to the magic kingdom, where to keep from feeling low you positively cannot go wrong with a heigh ho unless a politically correct council ASBO manager hears the wrong version of the song?

Neighbourhoods Can Kill Is On Next Post, This is Serious!

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15/01/2010 by admin.

My hands are clean, my heart is so pure,

The World is sick, I am the cure,

I dont want much money, or golden gifts,

Give me your mind and souls to lift?

Thanks to berry gordy for those comments about power, but here in weetwood the snow is melting and over in batley the BNP war machine has been prosecuted to many years, we have to celebrate another day of living in case tomorrow never comes,

Again, got this inspiration from a vinyl record, all about power from the tempting temptations,

“Ill make you all the master race

Just put me in my guarded place,

We must all work all down on our feet,

In the lands fields of oil and in the lands of wheat?

One thing I must make perfectly clear,

Weapons of mass destruction all men fear,

Their hands sweat, their fingers itch, who was going to pull the switch?

 Tony Blair?

I once had my photo taken with tony blair, he stood on a 6 inch plinth to make us looked down upon, let it snow, thanks to good samaritan today who drove me to ASDA

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14/01/2010 by admin.

The usual way us humans move on, according to gentile theory is through competition. However, where survival spectrum issues happen, it is conflict that gets the results. Someone has to win?

As a frontist, political differences between the present backbenchers, and the frontbenchers, are never used for election purposes. The backists, who we need to dispute with, have a different set of tactics. They network, backscratch, backhand, and congratulate each other with backslaps.

This dominant force in world politics needs to be challenged, and those people who do not vote because they believe in adaptive survival principles, and there is nobody to vote for because they all politicians are the same, and the left and right is a full circle.

Everyone is supposed to be equal, but if you decide to rebel against the system, and put forward ideas thare not acceptable to the darwinist dominated main political parties, you are going to be socially excluded, and like the state weather forecasters, might be replaced with actors?

I like snow and frost, maybe I am descended from ice age, just getting my snow feet, latest weather is weetwood is freezing again, and a warm front might strike a glancing blow against the west coast tomorow, so we could have some freezing sleet tomorrow morning,

The big weather event is saturday morning, when atlantic air conflicts are honestly unpredictable because our computer weather models have never been used for this situation before?

Will it snow tomorrow morning, saturday morning, or next wednesday, wait and see, but as a peson who does not gamble it is certain that some of the ice piles here in tinshill, weetwood, will still be here in a weeks time!

Will I get it right, will conflict beat competition?wait and see?

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13/01/2010 by admin.

Did some research into Ballaclava law after further comments today and somone taking pictures of my head cosy warmer.

It seems that two years ago a man who threatened neighbours with violence and got convicted with harry cement, wore a balaclava in court whilst he was being dealt with. A gun picture enthusiast. He wore a balaclava on days that were not inclement, or in his car.

It appears to be legal to wear my ballie right now, but the piano man got a ten year ASBO, that allows him to stop his head freezing in winter, but if he wears one inside his car or in his house he will be nicked!

Another worry about this obviously backist inspired stalking case, is that he has been ordered not to display toilet paper because it implies that anyone is entitled to believe that they are considered to be shits.

This worries me a bit because due to reasons of economy and allergy, I use bog paper to wipe snot off my nose, and i need to develop a defensive strategy, in case locals find out about the case of dominic mcgrath.

In this oppressive state of anti possible council persons remotely connected with grit being blamed for the el nino event, I have decided to buy some hankies, reorganise my audio so it only comes through headphones,

Dominic was also accused of barking back at dogs, he got a six month suspended prison sentance, 150 hours of community service and loads of fines.

As in a usual survival spectrum dispute, he asserted that his neighbours had told a pack of lies in court, and admitted that all he did was protest in an orderly manner.

Latest weather misinformation, failed to spot freezing drizzle last night and the approaching occluded front failed to reach weetwood in time before most of the snow fell out of it.

Latest situation is light snow tonight, perhaps more freezing drizzle, then we have a heatwave of 4 degrees on saturday morning, however, it still snows here in weetwood at 4 degrees, so saturday could be a white out, followed by most of the road and tree snow melting, but on tuesday the cold front comes back from the east and the blocking anticyclones over greenland and scandinavia form a team that might last another month?

Buy an emergency electric heater now, think about contraception, the post freeze fertility boom, get stocked up with food and freezer goodies between saturday and tuesday,

You have been warmed?  wear your balaclava with pride!

Will Dominic appeal? Will his neighbours die of backism?

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12/01/2010 by admin.

Fish dating happy hour tonight, free two hours of social intercourse with people you have to pay to communicate with? My opinion is that fishy people should watch the Tena Lady advert. Why not try www.fishdating.co.uk 

There is danger of death from the cold snappers, says auntie BBC. According to them, every time the temperature drops below 18 degrees centigrade, for every degree the death rate increases by 1.5 percent.

This is because of blood tubes contracting, so having taken their advice I bought a balaclava for brain cooling prevention last year. This bally, as ralph thugsby observers commented, is in desrepute due to ASBO principles and values.

It is a very comfortable and warming brain insulator but I got a lot of dirty looks, and a benefit in that as a former local councillor, I get less trouble from the grit and pavement cleaning complaints brigade, and like a similar religious, copy, its stops women from having impure thoughts about my looks? Who am I? Anyone?

Wear a Balaclava, prolong life and stop the nosey bastards from knowing who you are!

My Bally has a few problems associated with it, breathing out makes glasses steam up, the nose warmer is a snot collecting hazard.

Also the radiation towers in tinshill are getting some credibility because the possible cancer rays from mobile phones have been found to reduce the threat of alsimers, I cannot remember the last time I forgot  howto spell alsimers. But our radiation towers are the biggest and best in Leeds.

Weather forecast is in disarray, we know high pressure will win eventually, and this is going to be a record cold winter, but its getting quite unpredictable tonight in weetwood.

After the last lot of unforecasted snow, we have had about 36 hours of above freezing, but tonight, its below zero again and freezing drizzle has blocked me in in advance of snow tomorrow.

Looks like about two inches of snow in north weetwood by 1500 tomorrow, then its back to fog and drizzle and a 50% chance of heavy snow on saturday?

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11/01/2010 by admin.

Well, I got my weather worries right yesterday, and there was widespread weather disruption in north weetwood, but i have had a lot of parapsycological activities, like things going bump in the night, and coincidences. And getting better weather forecasts than those who get paid to do it

I was cancelled from going to work today, coop at penis stone are out of stock because of rebranding, and mean wood fails to serve coop members in snow distress because its going waitrose.

Just watched a tv programme about a lost cymbal, tony robinson, he was a member of the labour ec, I spoke to him in a hotel toilet and we discussed the benefits of treacle.

Freemasons, in my experience are nice socially acceptable people who once invited me to look around their local lodge on the proviso I would not mention politics, they seem to be getting some bad press online because of a book of fiction, but having watched a few videos, I can see a connection between my personal history and the United States dollar, that pictures the eye of providence being led up to by 13 steps.

I was conceived, in a house known as 13 Providence Avenue, there were 13 steps and one day I fell down them and possibly improved my brain.

The eye of providence is supposed to be an observer of reality, or its illusion, perhaps based in the pineal gland, a micro untesticular part often mistaken for a brain pea.

This is getting quite overwhelming, maybe I ought to work on a business plan for procterism, and try and promote my hopes for liberty, equality, freedom of speech and happiness for all who seek it?

I am still working on a test to determine the direction of survival spectrum conflict and the first question needs to determine if those on the spectrum are socially or quasi genetically determined.

1) Do You Love Or Hate Carnivorous Animals y/n

2) Do You Eat Pork Or Avoid Pork y/n

4) Do you think dirty food is good for the immune system? y/n

Why not feed the birds instead, I just put out a mixture of lard, biscuits and organic soup mix, so far only a rat has tried it.

Why not feed the birds, protect the human and enjoy the winter wonder land before it leaves us for the devil and global cooking?

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10/01/2010 by admin.

In a shock weather development, the upper level warm front came 50 miles north, and london was spared a few flakes, however Ireland got a snow pasting, and here in weetwood, light snow, and frost are building up during the night to  possible weather climax?

In Virgin Inverness, temperature is minus 11 and their four and twenty ball seekers would be welcome to the local tuesday club on www.tuesdayclub.info but must check it out to see if the white stuff is a problem?

Four and twenty virgins are welcome to come down from inverness to the latest party night, there is a great song about it on http://www.angelfire.com/ak/abbeyvsu/songsheetvirgins.htm

I am compiling a questionaire that will, if answered prove that you have darwinist or procterist tendancies, would you like to be a piguinea?

Four and twenty virgin come down from inverbess

And when the dance was over there were four and twenty less,

Singing “Bollocks to you father, your backs against the wall,

If you dont get pissed on a saturday nignt, you’ll never get pissed at all”

And when Ded Balls fell over, everyone confessed,

They’d all enjoyed the dancing, but the politics was a mess

Singing “Balls to you Golden Brown, backs against the wall,

If you never get pissed on a saturday night you never get pissed at all”

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09/01/2010 by admin.

Its good to have an airplane facility at Leeds Bradford International Intergalactic Airport, even when i have a cold and sticky eyes, but they sadly let my expectations down last night, an airport that does not provide proper information about routine weather events, has a bad risk assesment, in my view?

It took me ages last night to establish airport safety measures following a fairly active occluded front depositing enough hail and snow on the leeds runway to suspend operations, why could they not announce these measures on their website.

Meanwhile the occluded front, was turbulated and reactivated by the irish sea and ryanair, who are pretty cool business people, grounded all their flights in anticipation of a severe weather event.

Unfortunately, this action was not communicated to their customers in england, who including my daughter and friends who turned up at LBA for check in!

The fact that the plane was delayed was put on information screens, but the decision to ground all ryanair flights on saturday was not, and most other companies kept flying.

There was no plane to check in for, ryanair ket it in ireand. Then the occluded front hit dublin airport and at 0830 am,  25 minutes after the contovesial irish company were supposed to have a plane waiting at LBA a near disaster happened.

According to RTE news, a couple of landing planes at dublin had poor or moderate response when the pilot attempted to brake, and dublin airport was shut from 0830 to 1 pm so the snow could be blessed away? 

Ryanair then cancelled their bothway leeds flight, but the whole thing stinks of poor customer service and lack of competition.

Done on the cheap and with lack of foresight, ryanair showed the worst aspects of low cost airlines in leeds today, lack of information at the airport.

Loads of people bumped off their flight due to cancellation, were offered alternatives in the future, but as far as I know at vastly elevated prices, so it pays to cancel flights if it is all done on economy measures?

Will Ryanair put a snow charge on their fares? Wait and see.

 I will never fly on a company that changes turboprop planes into jets on its adverts using tippex!

We need competition at LBA, more information and less secrecy about severe weather events in the county that seems to rely on four leaf clovers for improved safety, and not booking parrengers into row 13? Why not play some sham rock music to cheer up irate unpassengers?

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08/01/2010 by admin.

Well, the one thing that works better in cold weather is the human testicle. The barmy labour party closed our local school in tinshill and protests from myself and others have been proved right, because of the published needs to increase capacity at a number of local schools.

The cold weather is a fertility enhancer,  people have to cuddle up to keep warm and because of the reduced availability of contraceptives, due to footpath icing around chemical cohens, and the free condoms for ralph thugsby scheme being disrupted by school closures, there is going to be a baby boom, just like there was during the run up to the 1947 winter, when I was ejaculated?

Leeds Intergalactic Air Miseryport is shut tonight after being covered by an inch of the white stuff, and drifting snow, the highest and most weather disrupted airport in the UK, has had flights diverted to doncaster and birmingham, it is good having an airport so close, but those on a holding pattern above in the cumulonimbus, must be having a good view of the white ground, whilst being subject to cosmic rays and free alcohol?

Latest weather shows high pressure over scandinavia building, and increasing drifting of lying snow, but on sunday, temperature might get above freezing, then later in week milder weather will melt all the snow south of birmingham temporarily, and south easterly winds will bring enough snow to close ASDA Adel, so stock up now, buy an emergency fan heater and a candle for gas failures and review family planning methods?

Will another shower of the white stuff come tonight? Shit, it already has, just off to watch It!

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07/01/2010 by admin.

Thanks for all those 60’s icons who came up with the words, I have met marvin and john, but not diana or al?

My fun new political creation, procterism, is based on some real good procter facts from the Collins English Dictionary, it took me half an hour to find dispair, but the main strengths and weaknesses are as follows:

Proctalgia - The Medical Name For A Pain In the Arse

Proclaim- To Announce Publicly As In A Blog

Procreate- A Proclivity to create Procterism

Procrustean - An Act To Produce Conformity By Ruthless Procterism

Prochronism- Procrastination of Time

Procrastination- A Belief In the Delay of the Political Castration Of Procterists

Procurer- One Who Procures Women To Be Elected Representatives

Alan L Procter- an anagram of Anal P. R. Recto, a populist hero also known as Agent Double R Soul , Chief Bartender of The International Shits.

Support Procterism and fight the rising tide of shit in politics and help Save A planet In Despair!

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06/01/2010 by admin.

Thanks to comments regading restricted viewing, I have opened up previous posts on this blog. The cold spell is not much of a problem in weetwood, where maximum snowfall of 42 inches took place on 29 april 197x. Here at tinshill top 600 feet we might be used to it?

Present weather situation is, as I proposed, blocking high now transferring from greenland to scandinavia, with easterly winds causing drifting snow and increasing blizzards on saturday?

Following some helpful comments, I am looking for volunteers to moderate my site in view of the forthcoming general election, and anyone who would like to volunteer for this and other parts of the campaign please contact save@tinshillrecreation.com

It is a good feeling to look out of my bedroom window and see a tractor and snowplough parked on the pavement opposite, if that trough over northumberland or the slack low over the north see get wicked overnight, I am guaranteed escape?

Motorists are the big snow problem, us pedestrians might slip and fall but we never crash into each other and burst our bodies asunder. Car owners, the carbon munchers, have been in trouble at Holt Park, getting fixed penalty tickets for parking on disabled spaces. They always do this but are up in arms of defence because they reckon they could not see road markings because of snow.

Also, the snow plough man woke eveyone up at 621 am this morning, ploughing road snow on the pedestrian pavements. Today, rescued motorists, dug this away and put pedestrian blocks on footpaths in a totally unacceptable manner, including wheelie bins, muck and ice!

Down at the Co-op in penis stone, panic buying takes place if they see a snowflake and according to tv this could be bringing the concept of convenience stores into disrepute, because if all they have is a pot noodle, they might as well give up and send a van down to ASDA?

Will the snow return, from the north, the east or south? Will we have record low temperatures of minus a lot, and will the police do a purge on footpath snow blockers, pavement parkers and people who eat the wrong food?

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05/01/2010 by admin.

Les Carter is one of the most experienced and commited councillors here in Leeds North West, basic problem he gets elected on a tory right wing ticket, but it was good to hear from him on 12 night, regarding him replying to an e mail I sent him 2 years ago, and even more years ago. he said he dont know whats happened to his e mail, but a number of people I contact might appear to be getting daft messages maybe from the aspie hacker brigade, and tolerence would be appreciated. There are some BNP messages flying about and it would be good if these could be deleted before they are read?

Us liberal democrats are having an action day on sa turd ay. We are invited to stuff, fish and bungle, so please come along and join the fun to fight negative selection of politicians.

Greg Mullholland MP selected all his Liberal Democrat executive comittee and people like me have been excluded from fighting the righties and lefties because we have a condition known as the “The Tall Poppy Syndrome”

Details of this liberal social exclusion can be found on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_poppy_syndrome

I dont know how to fight this problem, its like when an irresitable force meets an immovable object, a resultant force at 90 degrees points to frontism.

A typical backist attitude to tall poppies, an assumpton that I am criticised because of my talents and acheivements. Liberal Democrats treat me as being presumptuous, attention seeking or without merit.

Meanwhile down at the coop, according to TV reports, shelves are empty and they cannot cope with the rush from the snowbound captive empire, maybe because of a lack of investment in storage and stock?

Run by possible prats, supported by backist pillocks and social w**kers, political correct health and safety, form fillers and religious/sexual fanatics, our leeds council have managed to do a great job shifting snow from my road tonight, and although this might really have happened because the snowplough man lives opposite, my council tax has been put to good use?

According to a cooperative value of openness- Cooperative UK say “Nobody’s Perfect And We Wont Hide It When We’re Not”

Lets have more snow, defeat the global warners, and look out for conning purposes?

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04/01/2010 by admin.

http://www.co-operativemembership.coop/en/aboutus/ourvaluesandprinciples/

Are they serious?

Down at co-op community stores, money is being raked in due to lack of  supermarket and council road grit and global warming, and maybe cooperators who might rely on diminishing natural gas should by a electric fan heater, because if we have a 1963 or 1947 type winter, gas will run out somewhere? Look out ADSA convenience stores are better at shifting snow?

Us co-operators, particularly the procterism types have values, and ethical values that give us the edge over conventional marketing, here are mine in order of importance to my current situation, with diffuse disputes, that appear to be culmonating?

Ethics:- Nobody’s Perfect and I will not Hide it When I Am Not! ; Honesty, I am honest about what I do to the point of rudeness; I believe in Social Responsibility in our community, and hope to work with people to improve it; I care for others and support all charitable and voluntary groups, even if they find me socially unacceptable!

My co-operative values as an elected member are as follows, I believe in Self Help, Self Responsibility, Democracy, Equality and Solidarity. Copyright Co-operative Group and Rochdale Pioneers?

Basic principles of procterism is adapting to survive, as opposed to the darwinist idea of being fittest to survive.

Politics is not straightforward, there are at least three dimensions. We all know about the social spectrum of left and right and the class struggle. Also the religious war between good and evil, up and down.

I call the survival spectrum a conflict between front and back, where competition between natural leaders result in frontbencher and backbenchers. Unfortunately the backist darwinists dominate all political parties but are in control.

The lack of frontist politicians as election candidates is a great problem for the electorate, who simply refuse to vote because they are neither left or right, up or down. I fancy some cheese?

If anyone does read this , please support our values and principles, and try and form a group of people who might try and influence any political parties, to select election candidates, on their ability to help social survival, as opposed to career politician peter principle failures?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle

Political negative selection is active in weetwood in all main parties, details on the following: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_selection_(politics)

Will it snow in weetwood?, How much? Will the bus with square wheels disappear me? Will alan principle conflict resolution work?

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03/01/2010 by admin.

New year first footer in my house was a copper, he was acting on a complaint by persons who might have subjected me to hate crime, whilst I was celebrating the oncoming 2010. If this is disputed a video and audio will be posted!

I am looking forward to normal policing here, maybe where neighbours are expected to talk to each other without trying to score political points?

Just measured vital signs, blood pressure 108/68 pulse 59, all normal figures for a 20 year old? Also did the AQ test, I got 44, the test suggests that 80% of those that who are diagnosed with autism related conditions score over 32, so as I am maybe in the top 5% of suspects, maybe I should be going for an official diagnosis?

Basic idea is to write to the new normal policing team and ask them for written confirmation that a person has admitted the crime of criminal damage against me, and although I was trying to forget it, might look at recovering damages caused by my house being bricked and dog turd shitted.

It is good to see a west yorkshire police bobby in the lobby campaign, but supermarkets and retailers can be lawbreakers too,

I bought services from the coop they never provided, and now they are trying to gag me. Also, I paid for shopping at ASDA and they tried to charge me twice.

How do these big companies get away with criminal activities such as negative shoplifting?

They pay money to political parties and give free space for the cops and members of parliament, pastors, in exchange they get the right to sell contaminated milk and adulterate food with chemicals and muck, and poison some unwilling minds with christianity and other controversial churches?

Lets hope that the police can uphold the law for everyone, not just the far right activists, the bloody labour party and those who make the most noise, the empty vessels of justice,

Maybe, Politically Correct Police Are Corrupt Police! PCPCP

Here in weetwood snow showers are gone now, but are gradually incresing from tuesday and there could be a big snow on friday, so watch this space?

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02/01/2010 by admin.

I had a visit from a policeman this morning about a complaint made about my new year fireworks (10) a roof has been damaged in the area and I am a suspect, and the property owners are making a claim on their houshold insurance.

I explained that I had celebrated with fireworks, and some of them apperared to be faulty, and it was good for him to acccept that it was just one of those things. I showed him the abandoned fireworks in garden, when he had gone I went outside and discovered that my last rocket that never flew, was frozen into the firing tube. Its fairly clear that the main reason my fireworks went wrong was the freezing temperature, that froze them into improper lift off and erratic flight.

I have a video recording of all my fireworks including offensive remarks made by a passing BNP member.

Saw Greg MP at ASDA and gave him News about Crohns Figures Victory, Christina Shaw, Adel Candidate & Liberal Democrat Membership person were there. I explained that I did not want to fall out with them but I thought their decision to exclude new volunteers from members to EC was wrong, and I had appealed.

Also, Informed the Liberal dictation takers, about my Shine On England Vitamin D campaign, problems with negative shoplifting at ASDA.

Christina Shaw enquired about the Gordon Brown Petition number 10 site, so will send her information on how to influence.

Will Weetwood Police Believe me, will Weedtwood Liberal Democrats see sense? I doubt it!

I got my latest weather forecast for the weetwood band of snow showers today right, there should be a few more sunday, but the next lot should be around mid tuesday and the arctic weather is going to continue all week, so lag your pipes, forget global warming and wait for the next weather change, that should see the blocking high over greenland moving east to scandinavia in the long term?

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01/01/2010 by admin.

In a shock result prior to MP briefing Greg Mulholland MP tomorrow, our NHS have updated their estimates of crohns victims from 40,000, to 90,000 overnight on 20 november 2009.

It is good to have a success, and details of my representations can be found on the nhs website, http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/women4060/Pages/CarrieGrant.aspx

This is a good start to 2010 and my crohns england 2010 campaign?

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01/01/2010 by admin.

Its been a great week, political interferance with weather forecasts has been a problem, but despite the risks, I went out to the dance on tuesday, with Freddy Mercury and Adam Ant, my bright red jacket and black curly wig with dark glasses was a hit with the girls.

Wednesday meal at toby carvery was under threat of snow, but one of the party had a manky finger, and had to go early to get some medical help.

Weather is interesting again today, looks like low pressure developing in moray, scotland, with possible bands of showers, that could get to leeds soon and again later on saturday.

I might go ASDA at Adel in morning to see if MP Greg Mulholland is there, and alert him to the recently detected ASDA negative shoplifting scam, my shine on england vitamin D campaign and the developing crohns england campaign 2010, that will be on www.zhitz.com.

I want to thank all 27 regular readers to my blog for continued interest, these 27 include my doctor, social and support workers, weetwood police, family and health charity, neighbours and ex partners. Also, the procterism fan club based in sweden, and the other in irtucst ru.

Happy new decade, lets work apart together and show the neurotypics the way is forward, not back and get frontism recognised by the main political parties as a way out of the shit they have got themselves in!

Adapt and survive, fight the darwinist type hitler culture and help save the human species?

Why not award your MP with the chiltern 100’s available soon at my new address at Zhitzville UK?

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01/01/2010 by admin.

Asda price, the price of convenience and donations to the tory party, ok Archie Normal?

On 12 December, at the fast lane self checkout, Holt Park, I paid £13.40 for groceries, put in my credit card and pin. The thing froze and failed to give me a receipt. The attendant was convinced I had to pay again, but this time I was in luck. My credit card has this as the only transaction this month and it is on there this week.

The Asdaprice woman called her supervisor who believed what I said, and allowed me to take my goods away without a receipt, but said she would keep an eye out for me, I am a bit well known in Adel.

I asked her to write the price down which she did on an ASDA promotion leaflet.

I have been swindled by the ASDA machines before and I will ask for this to be investigated. ASDA machines are doing negative shoplifting on customers.

Do ASDA donate proceeds of negative shoplifting to the tories? Will I be banned from ASDA for reporting this scam? Will I ever use the fast lane again?

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01/01/2010 by admin.

It seemed funny at the time but I had a few fireworks new year eve and out of a batch of about 6 Sacred Arrow Rockets, Panda Fireworks part EP2126, only one worked properly.

I stayed the regulation 5 metres for a BS7114 part 2 1988 garden firework. My first concern is that this should be classified as a display firework, it is an unusual device. It starts with a strobe lighting effect, then rockets up and explodes with a bang and crackles that appear to be in excess of the new regulations?

Three of the rockets exploded on the ground near the launch tube, one went up then did a u turn and bombed  off towards the air cadet centre, another cleared the garden fence and flew about nearby gardens and exploded near the ground.

Research shows that panda fireworks no longer import to the uk, and maybe these were old stock, for some reason fireworks do not have a use by date on them.

I always enjoy a few fireworks on new year eve and its the last time I buy panda from the shop at the back of leeds market.

I hope this blog post might alert people to return these dangerous devices to the shop, and not to ignite any fireworks if they have had a single unit of alcohol.

The one sacred arrow firework that worked properly was very good, and if the company want to dispute problems with their product, I have video recordings of the failed units going wrong, and hopefully any neighbours with CCTV might be able to back me up?

Danger Firework - Sacred Arrow - Panda EP2126 Binbrook Lincs LN8 6HF

www.pandafireworks.com will be informed of this, they seem a great company?

Campaigning issues, fireworks should have use by date, Panda EP2126 needs to be reported to trading standards?

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31/12/2009 by admin.

I got no christmas cards from work this year, just  nasty mail, complaints made against me by so called co-operators, regarding my microwave traumas!

I got a new microwave cooker from the cooperative, and all the promises regarding delivery and recycling were broken, and in my capacity as a member of the co-op, have used the complaints routes available.

Latest news is that I am entitled to a refund and my rights as a consumer have been upheld, it can be taken away by them and I am deciding what to do.

I got a letter dated christmas eve from Cooperative Regional Secretary, that suggests that my efforts to inform elected members of the cooperative about e shop failures have been misunderstood, and I think this is unacceptable.

The letter suggests that I should not put my comments about my experienced treatment by the co-op in what could be a public arena, for reasons that I do not fully understand.

I have investigated ways of taking this forward, and I believe the co-op have broken the law, Enterprise Act 2002, the distance selling regulations. The people who police this are called “The Office of Fair Trading”

The microwave issue is continuing to spoil my christmas and new year celebrations, and following the letter I got from the co-operative regional secretary yesterday, I did have a bit of a meltdown, but I believe that it is in the best interests of the cooperative members to report the organisation to the OFT, and get the E-Shop working properly, like their competitor comet does?

Will I ask the Coop for a refund as provided by the law, will they try and punish me further?

They have also sent a letter to me saying that they do not like this blog, because my comments on it might bring them into disrepute, but as long as my comments are legal, honest and truthful, as I believe they are, I have a right to stand up for my rights as a consumer, and represent others who want their rights enforced by the OFT? 

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30/12/2009 by admin.

Its been a pretty good christmas  so far, My life expectancy is about 10 years, and thats average for a 62 year old. I see my all grown up children, on average about 4 times a year, and this is good. So in theory, I have a 50% chance of seeing my offspring 40 times before I die?

As an average person, of my age with assets worth house £160,000 who gets inherited, every visit from family is worth 160,000/40

-39funerelcelebration today with quality time, it was good?

or £4000, today we went to pub it was good and well worth the inheritance share of £2000 it justified, but putting a price on family is strange, and If I decided to spend a thousand pounds on a pay date, who would it be with?

More mail abuse today, but we can cope?

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29/12/2009 by admin.

Well, ok better stay in then and watch the telly, the BBC weather dept are predicting heavy snow for West Yorkshire. Even if I did go out there would be nobody there because of the paranoia, would need shovel and loads of blankets.

Its over 2 degrees here at 2004, temparature has been rising all day and lying snow is thawing. I have been tracking weather moving north over england and although there has been snow over welsh hills, there are no reports from the big cities of ice or snow, so it is a shame to have to stay in when there seems to be no bad weather around.

The weather front seems to have stopped moving north now, but the temperature always falls overnight so perhaps by morning it will be frosty, and if any rain or sleet does get here before midnight, it should turn to snow in the early hours.

Will the severe weather for west yorkshire strike before midnight? Will millions of people stay indoors and watch the telly instead of getting gumboots on and driving off into the drifting white hell of ecky thump?

The triffids are on tonight, its about time someone could make weeds walk then we could chase them out of the garden and send them off to the oil factory?

Time for a glass of common sense? 

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27/12/2009 by admin.

The ENFP dominated world of politics and committee decision makers needs to be changed. Its good to have natural leaders, but the lack of information skills and dependency on consultancy experts, no matter how creative they might be, shows they are outdated.

In my ISTJ environment of stability, respect for facts and orderly environments, there are many political opportunities where my high standards of behaviour, and ability to do anything if I put my mind to it, would be appreciated.

I do realise I might not always be in tune with people’s feelings, dislike change, but I am a community minded “good citizen”, and can be depended on to follow through tasks.

My particular ISTJ trait is perseverance, that is why I seem to fit in to the management and executive layer of the corporate business world?

It will be 2010 soon and time to look for a new challenge, the political dinosaurs who dominate all the main parties, seem to be darwinist ENFP self selected failures, who could easily be replaced with public relations consultants and random decision making machines.

Weather Forecast

ENFP

Please don’t worry about possible severe weather, according to my consultant, long term average is 7 degrees centigrade with 20% chance of rain. Because it snowed last week, it cannot snow again because the clouds feel empty. If any bad weather does start, please tell someone about it and send some pictures to the BBC? We will not be controlled by the weather forecasters, do you agree?

ISTJ

I got these facts from Met Office website, occluded front moving erratically north into cold air over england, heavy snow expected somewhere tuesday onwards, but without further information, it is impossible to say where at the moment. Most likely places for severe weather on Met Office data at 19:50 Sunday, this week are south of a line from norwich to aberystwyth. Please log on at 1900 tomorrow for update!

BBC-Weather Watch

Rain spreading north on tuesday possibly turning heavy in southwest england, may turn to snow in  wales, the midlands and northern england.

There is potential for disruption which may continue into wednesday.

Having read the above, who do you believe when deciding if to go out tuesday night or wednesday lunch?

ENFP, ISTJ, BBC, Wait and see?

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24/12/2009 by admin.

Lots of snow in Weetwood this christmas eve, like I thought yesterday, the approaching warm front from the south did occlude, and this meant that on the surface the temperature is well below freezing. We had lots of embarrasing snow that the BBC did not forecast or report. A good six inches?

The main weather systems that might make it milder, have taken worst case scenario tracks to keep weetwood cold. It looks like it will stay below freezing and foggy till christmas morning and a weather front approaching from ireland will make it snow here on christmas night.

Boxing day should start with a frost, but another occloded front in the cold air, might cause rain or sleet in south weetwood, but some snow on tinshill top.

Sunday monday, we just get used to sleet and hail showers blowing in, with a gradual thaw of snow, but on tuesday/ wednesday, the wicked winds of the north will win and we will have snow good weather, but I like it?

Why not buy an electric fan heater now, before british gassers run out of steam. This weather might save a lot of local businesses like corner shops, local pubs and convenience stores, that will get more business from the supermarkets that rely on cars and buses for subsidised profits?

Merry White Christmas From Weetwood!

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23/12/2009 by admin.

My campaign about vitamin D awareness has had a boost today by number 10 approving my ShineOnEngland petition.

Please be amongst the first people to sign up to it, it is to run about six months. The main problem I have with the campaign is that the sarcoidosis people have a petition about vitamin d and vulnerable groups, so I had to word it in a way that might get through the approval process, and it did,

Please sign my petition on http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ShineOnEngland/

Also please sign the live Vitamin D Awareness Petition on http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/vitDeffects

Drastic weather is aproaching weetwood from south tonight, it looks like freezing rain will coat everything in the area with ice over the next 2 or 3 hours, and the main hope is that it will turn to snow as the approaching warm front occludes, maybe around sheffield.

The Met office forecast for christmas, seems a bit dodgy, but it looks like we might get 24 hours of melting weather, then next week as the blocking anticyclone over greenland moves to scandinavia, we will have an increasingly colder and snowy 2010?

I have just had a good visit to leeds, done some christmas shopping and had a half of strongbow in headingley taps and high farm.

Some of the people in there were too high, but there seem to be a few party nights in weetwood, but - let it snow, please support my shine on england petition and look out for the crohns england campaign 2010 on www.zhitz.com

Further political comments about the survival spectrum are very appropriate at christmas, the darwinists get their power from networking, and procterists do this by forming groups, Let it Snow?

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22/12/2009 by admin.

The low that was supposed to come up from spain is cancelled. The Met office are now predicting that a new low will form in mid atlantic and be in the southwest approaches on christmas day. This looks a bit unlikely, and if it takes a track 150 miles south boxing day could be a white out over northern england.

I once read a great book called “The Peter Principle” this is based on the simple idea that suggests that people get promoted untill they get a job they cannot do. This particulary seems to affect people selected for jobs using the principle of darwinism. There are several ways to combat this problem, the most obvious one to me is to have a reasonable mixture of people working together, a collection of differences, as opposed to the great and good.

I think I have come up with an “Alan Principle” today, it seems to apply to people who are selected using the principle of procterism, where those who adapt and survive are selected.

This results in a situation where people are promoted to their level of conflict, where they cease to function because of unresolved differences with the darwinists. I call this problem “Survival Spectrum Conflict” and resolving it is the key issue in achieving world domination by people who look forward and not back in politics!

Where will the christmas low pressure form? Looks like the snow has stopped now at 2038 on 22 Dember 2009. More showers expected after midnight, and a fairly reasonable prediction by the BBC appears to show significant snow in the early hours of christmas eve in weetwood, so why not get your shopping tomorrow?

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21/12/2009 by admin.

Let it snow, we have enough snow to make it feel like christmas, and commercial interests appear to have taken over rational weather forecasting. The reasonably correct forecasts on the met office website, appear to be being laundered by the BBC and the latest misinformation regarding a snowy low moving into the southeast demonstrates this. The next big weather event, set to take place on christmas eve, relates to low pressure developing over spain moving north over the england east coast. If this happens christmas morning will be snowed up in a line through from the isle of wight to edinburgh, especially on high ground and away from east coast?

Using met office chart weetwood has 33% chance of more than 10 cm snow on christmas morning, and 66% chance or rain or dry! what will happen? let wait and see, forecast for tuesday wednesday thursday is frost with some light snow showers.

The Cooperative Online Shop problem is taking up a lot of my thoughts. I  will send details of the latest problems to their web people tomorrow, and hope they have enough christmas spirit to get it sorted out in a dignified way. Obviously the cooperative is absolutely perfect and have loads of dandelion clocks and solicitossers on their side, and the odd bob dylan.

With thousands of vulnerable people trapped in their homes, having to depend on c0-0p convenience stores rather than the big nasty supermarkets, maybe it would be good for the co-operative to offer a 10% discount on severe weather days, or when DWP declares a temperature emergency?

Merry Christmas to any readers, as this blog is likely to cease due to power cuts or christmas celebations. Let it snow!

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20/12/2009 by admin.

Being in railway industry awareness, the wrong kind of cold should not close a railway without industrial reaction,

Down at the Co-operative I have suggested that they ought to have a customer reaction scheme, whereby members who own the company, being joined by financial services users, who might be interested in a co-operative course on political correctness abuse, and how ice entrapped convenience store hostages, create profits that are shared with the labour party, simply because they cannot get to ASDA because daft councillors fail to get our roads gritted?

Why has none of the media picked up the eurostar work to rule?

Latest weather situation stays cold, and south england areas might get snow and freezing rain, but christmas day is either dry or wet, ice or thaw, depending on computer model,

My latest predictions for weetwood are that any snow lying  here now will  still be here on christmas eve, it will continue to be a long awaited traditional english frosty and cold christmas, and the temperature on christmas day will be 37 degrees F with a chance of snow or sleet showers, then a gradual drop in temperature to new year, with blocking anticyclone over scandinavia?

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19/12/2009 by admin.

I have been watching the complex weather front moving south, it dropped some sleet and freezing rain, but over in york and newcastle it was heavy snow. Looks like staying cold with some snow till christmas eve, then apart from blocking anticyclone migrating to scandinavia by the knew year, the christmas day weather is going to depend on the position of a low, in south uk, latest info suggests a track along english channel, to be confirmed tomorrow,

Up in aloft, investigations show that condensation, rather than a poltergoost are responsible for the abnormal water appearance around my water tank and loft access ramp.

My water tank has two lids, one metal one plastic, that are in the wrong relative positions, so, removed both of them. Alternative explanation for mysterious water leak is a balls up in the cock department, where a red float is supposed to turn off the water top up. Problem is, there could be a leak that is supposed to go down the overflow pipe, but it does not because a misguided seal is leaking.

I maybe have a plummer coming monday, but maybe I need to get onto handyman hire? The colder it gets the more condensational problems get, and it as great to see so many extra people looking at my blog yesterday as the institutional stalking monitor service creeps home and rests in peace for a christ less mas truce?

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18/12/2009 by admin.

As most people will have noted, I commented on the El Nino year and lack of solar activity regarding sunspots. The Weather pattern at the moment is unusual, and technically we have a blocking anticyclone over greenland, that might migrate to scandinavia.

In an unlikely worst case scenario, the possible cold weather over europe at 1963 levels could mean that natural gas supplies fail, and we might have to rely on electrical heating. This is mainly coal based, so might last.

Disaster prevention advice is as follows, make sure that you have an electric fan heater or similar device that could prevent hypothermia in event of failure of natural gas supplies. A single 3KW fan heater could save your life in January 2010 if a big freeze type 1963 happens, buy one now?

Secondary advice is to stock up on food and bottled water, and if a gas failure does strike, please dont forget to put your refrigerator out in the garden, cold is free.

Current weather forecast predicts snow in weetwood saturday night, maybe snow showers sunday afternoon, the accurate forecast for holiday week will be broadcast about mid day sunday.

Will it snow at christmas? Will natural gas supplies cope with the cold? Will the blocking anticyclones recede? Wait and see?

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18/12/2009 by admin.

My family members tend to die near christmas, so I try and forget the aniversaries , my father died on 25 November 1975, Mother on 17 December 2000. I was on my way to wakefield westgate when my father died, and I only looked up my mothers death day yesterday, because I had a particularly important meeting in wakefield and I had to get there by train, my last visit on the line had the attempted suicide, so having got there, against the odds, I got my questions in at the meeting.

The Cooperative Area meetings are held in secret, and in italics for no obvious reasons, I still have various concerns about consumer issues that I do not seem to be able to get over to some people.

Leeds was quiet, shopping for diaries, organiser, glass of wine, haircut then first class train to wakefield, 11 minutes.

Had the meeting sorry cannot say anything secret. It finished and then the race home began. The train people included Councillor msdj and former euro MP ,vhpesn, a coop employee and myself. It was late, so had to get unvirgin cross country ontime train at 2054.

It was freezing, there was a heated and well lit waiting room but it was locked up to keep out us rif raf first class passengers and elected reps out!

Train came and I struck up a conversation with carol anne and colleague, a management person, who seemed to know about poltergeist.

It was a good journey, she gave me a card, and it really made my day to meet someone who really cared about part of the community that people like to forget.

Poltergeist struck at my house today, a loft ladder salesman came around and gave an estimate, but during his visit he found that something had pissed water on my loft hatch, a very mysterious event, because yesterday, it was as dry as a bone?

A puddle he found, and later investigations proved that there was no visble source of water and no leaks, so maybe carol anne is lost in my loft, and needs to be rescued.

No snow, leaks, condensation, so why had this magic puddle appeared so quickly?

Experiments show that a dry  hardboard loft hatch cover can absorb water very quickly, then due to mysterious forces, distorts.

Will I contact carol anne again?, she did reply to my e mails, did the tinshill poltergeist piss on my loft hatch, will I have a Zhit christmas with a house full of plumbers and Leeks? Watch this space?

It was good to talk to someone today who has personal experience of the totally unpublished Helicobacter Pylori Scandal. Both grandparents on my mothers side died from peptic ulcers within a week of each other at christmas 1962, the fact that they died from a preventable infection, that can be cured, is so sad. In 2009 doctors can eliminate this main cause of digestice cancer with simple antibiotics, but as soon as it is fixed, it comes back because it is in the food chain where it should not be?

Looks like snow every day now, till christmas, will polterggost strike again?

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15/12/2009 by admin.

This is short course milk valuation for people trying to defend farmers who make poor milk.

Milk is valued according to its content and cleanliness. The Payment per litre at the farm gate depends on four variables.

Butterfat, Protein, Hygeine, Mastitis.

Butterfat and Protein are the main human food content.

Hygeine Grade is done with a bacteria count, and can result in a deduction of up to 2p per litre

Cell Count is done to estimate the mastitis disease contamination of the milk. The measure, of cow white blood cells, can result in a deduction of up to 0.5p a litre.

If the cell count is too high, the dairy will not buy the milk. If any human pathogens are found, the milk is thrown away.

There has been a recent debate that a certain milk retailer pays least of all for its cows milk. The margin is only 0.1p over a competitor.

The Cell count categories are grades 1 to 4, Hygeine grade A to D.

The bacterial count can include bugs like strep B that do naot count as human pathogens, but can cause human death and disease, particularly in the newborn. There atre othen nasties in milk that bacterial count cannot detect, again some of these can be very nasty.

The question arises, is a low milk price paid by a retailer an acceptance that it is buying an inferior product, and if so how should consumers react? 

The further question is, are some consumers being charged too much for poor quality milk, that cannot be distinguished from good quality milk on the label?

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14/12/2009 by admin.

Rapid developments have taken place on vitamin D frontist campaign. I have established that vitamin D 10 is available at Holland/Barret. If you want to support a petition on vulnerable groups, particularly sarcoidosis please sign http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/vitDeffects/

I am launching a Shine on England campaign, reflecting important work being done in Scotland and have submitted a petition to Prime Minister I am quite upset that England have been shit on during the vitamin d campaign, so here it goes, lets try and put England first?

“We the undersigned petition the prime minister to help english people, by extending health action plans made in scotland south of the border, where relevant.

There have been some good health campaigns in Scotland, supported by their parliament. An example of this is Ryan Mclaughlins “Shine on Scotland” campaign about the benefits of vitamin D supplements.

We do not have a parliament for England, so campaigners cannot get as much support as Scotland over this kind of issue.

Please support my petition for scottish parliament health action ideas to be extended south of the border, if they could benefit english people.

Maybe health action plans in any country of the UK could be shared?

I await a decision on if this may be accepted, and will publish details in due course, but  what is the Norway Spiral Light? Is it the second coming without angels?

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13/12/2009 by admin.

National Association Colitis Crohns Newsletter number 60,  after 3o years of shit this publication is a classic, and contains information about the channel islands you need to know! A great article, headed “Just how safe is milk” is followed by details of the benefits of mayors milk. I have been experimenting with my toilet to see if the freindly bacteria, claimed to be in yogurt, will clean it better than bleach, and a new vomit substitute Asda Power Toilet Gel, has come to my rescue, meanwhile over to my NACC newsletter big 60 report!

Uk crohns colitis charity  NACC say that 240,000 people have IBD in the UK up from 120,000 last year. My estimate for crohns alone is 300,000, that generate 50,000 hospital admissions as admitted by NHS. Their website only puts crohns victims at 40,000, so who is right?

In a brave move the NACC have reviewed the evidence on MAP (Mycobacterium Avium Subspecies Paratuberculosis) with crohns, and they have concluded that a link is unproven.

The NACC milk bug includes 5 recommendations, and can be found on their website.

The one worth fighting for is for crohns victims to be tested for MAP on diagnosis. But all are worth campaigning for but the NACC as a charity do not seem to have an active campaigning wing?

Some aspects of their report are factually incorrect, an example of this is the part that nearly says that the Dairy industry throws away milk from animals showing physical signs of crohns disease.

The main physical sign of MAP infection in cows is diarrhoea, or scouring in farmer language!

Sadly, the main cause of the shits in dairy cows is the MAP bacterium. The recent DEFRA report regarding the number of dairy herds infected with the MAP, and the massive increase in crohns hospital admissions have not been reported to the IBD victims by the NACC.

The appropriate question to ask regarding the issue of sick cows, is probably “Is milk from dairy cows that have imperfectly formed motions thrown away?”

From memory we now have four separate reactions to the Johnes crisis.

a) NACC experts believe that the link between bacteria and crohns is unproven

b) Food Standards Agency have set aside evidence for the link, and on grounds of the precautionary principle, have produced a strategy to remove MAP from the Food Chain.

c) The DEFRA have, as part of the FSA strategy, published results of a survey of dairy herds that shows that about a third of them are infected with MAP.

d) Dairy UK, have as a result of the survey findings, decided to eliminate the MAP infection from the uk dairy herd.

Having read all the evidence, combined with personal experience of decision making, as a former councillor and 14 years experience of evaluating medical evidence on a tribunal, and being a current elected member as a consumer champion, believe that the following action needs to be taken.

1) retail milk should be tested for the MAP bacterium,

2) the extent of human infection by MAP should be established

3) Dairy Herds should be formed  that are free of the MAP infection, and dairy products produced  reserved for people with immune deficiencies, crohns susceptibility genes, and consumer choice.

As a conclusion to this post, I believe that MAP is a human pathogen, it does cause bowel disease in people, and it is time this subject gots some public debate because, if this thing mutates, we could well join the dinosaurs!

Commercial Break, ASDA power Toilet Gel contains human vomit substitute hydrochloric acid, this is recommended for people without stomach acid due to proton pump inhibiter poisoning.

The natural disinfection of your bog with substitute vomited stomach acid can be restored, also why not cut out the middle man and pour probiotic yakult down your shitter and crowd the MAP out.

Lets cut out the nasty chemicals, drugs, marketing and get back to good clean healthy food! Help campaign to stop farmers from feeding chicken manure to cows!

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12/12/2009 by admin.

I opened a letter today, being in a hurry, did not notice it was for a fortunate woman who was to be informed the result of a  breast cancer screening test.

When I was a councillor for cookridge, it emerged that our ward had the highest rate of breast cancer in Leeds. there were various theories, but receiving that letter this morning has triggered thoughts of a possible explanation. Wealthy upmarket areas are generally at higher risk than downmarket inner city slums like hunslet used to be.

Here in Cookridge, various things were done to launder the statistics, that are now impossible to get, but after campaigning for breast cancer screening here all those years ago, it is now being done, a victory with negative results . A new council ward was created, weetwood and its boundary goes through the two radiation towers, so any cancer mast excess would be divided equally between two wards.

Here comes the Cancer Crunch, it turns out that Vitamin D is protective against some environmental cancers, according to research done worldwide. I discovered this through research regarding my  England Vitamin D Awareness Campaign 2010!

So what is my hypothosis regarding the Cookridge cancer statistics? Wealthy people tend to eat more butter than the poor people of hunslet. Down in hunslet the good old butter substitute margarine is king.

So why does this matter, cheap margarine is fortified with vitamin D that appears to offer protection against breast cancer. Cheapest  Tesco margarine is 8.9p per 100 grams.

Up in posh cookridge, where radiation is free, people can easily afford butter, cheapest kerrygold pure irish at 37.6p/100 g.

So, an example of non neurotypical frontism, an adaption meant for poor people who could not afford butter, vitamin fortification, might be the explanation, and just adds to my campaigning effort, to make people aware of Vitamin D and the benefits of sunshine, and its unavailability at pharmacies! 

Butter is relatively low in vitamin D compared to margarine and other spreads, in the USA all milk is fortified with vitamin D by law, as is margarine in England.

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11/12/2009 by admin.

At the last minute the dp-pqfsbujwf and the establishment pulled it out of bag, my new cooker arrived at 1130. Just by accident, there was someone here, thanks!

Phoned dp-pq customer relations and thanked them, but there is a systems problem, the microwave is too heavy to lift using NERC rules, being over 20 kg. The Citylink driver commented, maybe big ball lifting syndrome risk?

But what is the Piper Alpha Syndrome? According to NERC, it is a situation where systems are perfect in theory but everyone is operating it to comply with the law. There is no safety culture because there is no ownership or of commitment to safety systems.

The remedy for this is continuing management commitment, leadership by example, involvement of staff in the assessment and operation of safety systems.

As a possible truce with the democrats, who are neither left or right, I phoned Cowley Street, where english party are, liberal democrats as opposed to english democrats, collectively called libel democrats by the wicked Mbcpvs party.

Tonight the Evening Post MP expenses showed our Greg Mulholland to be a number two, as blanch said in last words corrie hallelulu?

Number Two second home MP claim in Leeds £22,645.89! Further calculations need to be done to confirm the proctical award for the most creative reasons for spending so much in a constituency near me?

North East MP Fabian Hamilton takes some leads, but, a bentwood grammar school product, in my view is the best of the labour bunch in leeds, gets things sorted, and has survived a lot of hassle, number one in leeds second home claim at £22,956.48

Fabian could benefit from competition, maybe he will be a number two after the next election, but he could be a winner, as could Mulholland if he gets it together here in North Leeds?

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10/12/2009 by admin.

Well, its the typical attitude of the retail trade, they dont really like customers, they are a nuisance and cause work challenges.

When I go in a shop, maybe an invisible light shines over their head that displays the sign “not another bloody customer”

In a continuing attempt to have a microwave combination cooker delivered in the time slot allocated, the undp-pqfsbujw have brought my delivery forward possibly by one hour to 0730 am to 12:00

Meanwhile in the milking the profits out of sick cows section, sacred cows with paratuberculosis are being culled and eaten, and pictures displayed on tv of warmed up undercooked bloody cow meat being socially acceptable to eat?

We need consumer issues on the agenda, and down at chemical cohens, it was possible to establish today that it is impossible for consumers to buy FSA RECOMMENDED vitamin d supplements.

oops, did not mean to shout, but public concerns versus public relations is out of balance now, and its fortunate that Hiv, Mad Cow, Ecoli, Lysteria, Syphilis, TB, Ebola, Strep B, Green Monkey, HPV, Helicobacter, campylobacter, got bad press!

Look out for Mycobacterium Avium Paratuberculosis MAP, the shitting cow disease, have you been infected yet? Also Hepatitis E? Toxoplasmosis?

Better go and have a sandwich?

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09/12/2009 by admin.

My cookers both failed, oven died, then sharp combi fan upper grill blew.

Comet would come out for about £3o each do a diagnosis, then its more quids and parts, and the whole thing was totally uneconomic. I took the option of ordering a comet panasonic, at £15o, that would do both jobs? I have a new neurotypic comms facilitator, but the Dp-pqfsbujwf came to the rescue.

I got a mail from my fnqmpufs , the Dp-pqfsbujwf, who are doing double staff discount on electricals so I looked it up.

I could buy a new sharp combination microwave, delivered friday morning, that had a specification identical to my tainted one, for a bargain price.

I went for it, but I was a bit worried about the old undead one so I telephoned helpline before putting order in.

I was told dp-qfsbujwf would recycle it for £9.99 take away packaging and all would be well friday morning.

This turned out to be a load of bollocks. When my order was confirmed i phoned their helpline about paying the recycling fee and was given the shock message that a courier was bringing my microwave, would not unpack it as dp-qf website promised, and there was no way that the old one would be removed. I found that the council would remove the old one, but it would have to be put at the end of my drive.

Also, because I put my order in straight away, I only get half of my double staff discount. Fortunately I have someone around here at 133o friday, who might be able to sort this out, I paid an extra £4.99 for 0830-1230 delivery, will this work?

The dp-pqfsbujwf helpline man did apologise, but I do not want bullshit, just a replacement microwave combination at a reasonable price, deliverered without hassle, and the old one recycled without me having to risk a further heart attack by dragging it up my drive, leaving it lying about and risking environmental abuse by neighbours.

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09/12/2009 by admin.

My New Scientist did not turn up last week so I bought one in ASDA. On page 18 it is reported that the disabilities of A and S may be the two sides of the same coin. Both A & S were both supposed to be S, but like I concluded in a previous blog, researchers have found that genetic evidence suggests that the duplication and depletion are significant.

The results fit with other evidence that autism might be caused by overdevelopment of specific brain regions and schizophrenia by underdevelopment, according to crespi!

Ok any brain experts looking in, these polar opposites, have a serious effect on survival of an individual, and point towards a common cause, outside genetics, of an environmental factor. Are both A & S genetically mediated responses to Tox, and disability cleansing by felines?

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08/12/2009 by admin.

My question was answered today by FSA Board. I had planned to travel today by train to ask it in person, but having a bad cold, watched it on internet.

The meeting at Aviation House, was a web broadcast. My question about vitamin d was not read out, but someone else asked something very similar. Scientists in USA on www.grassroots.org are warning that low vitamin d can increase breast cancer and disease risk. What are the FSA doing?

The answer was reasurance, that in the event is not supported by scientific evidence. Another health scandal? FSA believe that most people get all the vitamin D from diet and sun.

The FSA Board answer referred to an Advisory Committee on Nutrition report. The report that I have found on their web site, dated 2007, concludes that “A significant proportion of the UK population have low vitamin D status”. Of particular concern to pregnant and breastfeeding women,  infants, the elderly and black and ethnic minority groups.

This needs further investigation, and if it is possible for the scottish government to do something about it, as recently announced, so should an english authority.

This will make quite a good campaign and as a person who had vitamin d deficiency as a child, might get listened to!

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07/12/2009 by admin.

Here in England we get a lot less sunshine than we should. This and all the smoke and cloud mean many people get a vitamin D deficiency!

Up in scotland, where the sun shines less and they have to wear more clothes, there has been a campaign recently through scottish parliament, who have agreed an awareness campaign, this is good, but here in England?

I sent a question to Food Standards Board by E Mail, I was going to go on 8/12 but i got the snots,nasty cold.

Here it is ” In the USA and some other countries milk is fortified with vitamin D. In England it is not. Evidence shows that reduced sunlight, global cloudyness, and northern latitudes, might be causing vitamin d deficiency, that could enhance chronic illness.

Incidence of crohns disease and multiple sclerosis have increased, that might be helped by vitamin d supplements, scottish parliament action is noted!

Is the Food Standards Agency prepared to extend the scottish awareness campaign about vitamin d deficiency to england and the rest of the UK?

Will Foodstandards answer, report tomorrow!

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07/12/2009 by admin.

Will things get better? Maybe its time to have a christmas truce? Sent Olive Branch to Lib Dems and Eng Dem. At christmas when campaigners have a rest and pretend to be normal, people can plan revolutions,

The news recently made public is the assertion that “All Cats Have Aspergers Syndrome” as a person who once stood for election as a candate called “Cat Procter” this is a bit of a worry.

Meanwhile, down at Microbiological Safety, they have a sinister faction called “The Ad Hoc committee on vulnerable groups”

At the recent ACMSF I identifed AD HOC members and reminded them that following a recent presentation on toxoplasmosis, I had asked if their members who had an affinity for cats could declare an interest, and maybe all people involved in food safety issues should be tested for it.

One member liked cats, I like people that like cats but I dont like cats?

Lets have a months holiday from microbacterial campaigning?

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06/12/2009 by admin.

After the shock of meeting three Gordon Brown supporters in one place on saturday, further details have emerged about the labour campaign to finish off local pensioners with false hopes and low interest rates on savings.

Why not tell the Mbcpvs team what you think about government efforts to make cancer victims to get back to work for their benefits, make people pay for social care by a new con trick called direct payments, get neighbours to spy on each other in exchange for money?

You can contact Labour on nigel@leedsnwlabour.co.uk 07912550017 or judith@leedsnwlabour.co.uk 01943462419

Please never vote Mbcpvs again, they pretend to be politically correct for promotion prospects, but they piss in the same pot as the tories, and are driven by greed and taxing english people, to pay for their barmy attempts to get support in scotland, wales and Ireland. By throwing our taxes about.

Will there ever be an english parliament?

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05/12/2009 by admin.

Just got my Lib Dem membership card out that expires on 31/3/2010.

It says “The Liberal Democrats exist to build a fair, free and open society, in which we seek to balance the fundamental values of liberty, equality and community and in which no-one shall be enslaved by poverty, ignorance or conformity.”

I am still waiting to see if the liberal version of the democrats, can include me within their decision making people, the EC and if not will make the assumption that my political uncorrectness as being english, exposing councillor allowances enhancements, have been taken into account. ?

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05/12/2009 by admin.

I went to brief my MP Greg Mulholland, regarding the Johnes crisis. He was sat with Liberal Democrat Adel Candidate in milk rich ASDA.

Labour Candidate Campaigner, Nigel Gill was outside, an airport worker, his plane truth leaflet was to me an insult, and when he asked me what council provision for youths in the area was good, I told him it was the 96 bus, after all I said, the wicked labour party have been in government too long, and in Leeds there are more Labour councillors than any other, so any Labour candidate is a failure if they say anything wrong about themselves.

Nigel Gill also goes on about buses. Its a pity his mates up at the airport have an exclusive taxi contract, where unfortunate CO2 plane polluters pay an extra 30% taxi fare for no obvious reason?

It was good to meet the labour candidate, who I advise people not to vote for, because a vote for him supports Judith Blake.

Who appears to create more problems than Labour can solve?

A vote for any of the main parties in Leeds North West supports their success in claiming allowances,  are some the most expensive councillors in a Leeds Constituency?

According to Cllr Judith Blake “I came into politics to be a local champion”  but she represents Middleton Park, miles away? I have sent a couple of mails to Judith Blake , she does not answer yet.

Labour Campaigner Nigel Gill, says he wants to be in easy reach, is so, why is there no contact details for him on the big labour leaflet?

Meanwhile us Lib Dems had an action day, I have a heavy cold, so I thought I would miss the party fun at Wainwrong House.

Greg Mulholland heard my report about the Johnes, and it was good to be able to talk to a few people about my unpolitical theories.

I have offered my services to the Liberal Democrats as an Executive Comittee member, I am waiting for an answer and developments on the Johnnes crisis to decide if I have to resign from backist politics in 2010?

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04/12/2009 by admin.

It was a great around trip, started in Fox n Hounds at 1800 Wednesday. Met some nice people, including John the intoxicated, who was going to Trinty all Saints letcher. then 1910 train to leeds, then 1940 to london. Used phone to val and got told off by quiet doctor, then got locked in toilet.

Hotel was good at KX. then 91 bus to foodstandards at aviation house. Report 2 follow. The Food Standards Agency is  being abolished quietly and building taken over by Hofstead.

Meeting finished, 91 free bus to KX, then train, all ok till Uncleham. Beginning of suicide alley. Notice person in agitated condition near tracks opposite. It then made a run up the stairs and got a late entry to my train, concerned I went to investigate. Person was slightly injured, on leg due to collision with another. Told me it happened because of a ticket misunderestanding.

Further toilet visit, then noise of both doors being attempted to being opened, then resumed seat.

Train stopped a few minutes later, a door malfunction they said. On investigation the train had central door locking, and this was to stop persons falling out, but persons had not fallen out, but driver was alerted to the attempt.

Train delayed 20 mins, alerted guard to possible suicide risk, she would keep an eye out. When guard went away, decided to have a chat with a person, who stayed on train to Leeds.

Due to totally unsatisfactory meeting, to be reported after discussing with MP Greg Mulholland, and a stressy journey, decided to book another journey to london next week, for reasons to be revealed. After all, if you fall off a bike and dont get back on, you never might?

One of my former colleagues on the railway aged 60 died on the tracks in leeds on monday, he never got  to retire, a loss for our railway pensioners group?

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01/12/2009 by admin.

The report is 250 pages long, how anyone can be expected to read and digest it before the meetings on thursday, I have no idea!

Practically nobody knows what the shitting cow disease is, including many farmers. Many farmers who were given a chance to have their herds surveyed refused. Report is very detailed and comprehensive and although the findings appear to be better than expected, it is based on a survey done in 2007!

Researchers examined  cow blood, shit, milk and the environment. The overall result is horrendous and its hardly surprising that the dairy companies are taking the issue serious at last and arranging a conference , to discuss this serious disease.

They have found MAP DNA in about 30% of milk samples, and we must remember that this organism is a human pathogen, has infected up to 15% of us humans, and can cause a number of infections, particularly in children and immune deficient people.

The executive summary contains this statement “This survey was not intended to support or refute speculation with respect to any role of MAP in crohns disease. However, should evidence be found of such a link these results would be important if any risk assessment were required.”

I think my attitude to the problem is fairly straightforward, I have looked at as much evidence I can regarding the possibility that at least some cases of crohns disease are caused by the shitting cow bug MAP. I believe that MAP, as a human pathogen can and does cause human infection, including crohns.

It is one of our human wrongs, we can believe what we like but obviously I cannot go around telling people why they are ill, only their doctors can do that.

What I can do is to make as many people as possible about the issue, and campaign for dairy products and meat from MAP free cows for people who want it. This is a fundamental right given by simple old law like the sale of goods act.

I want to be able to buy milk products I have confidence in, and produced by animals that are not suffering from a fatal, incurable disease that cannot be treated.

I have no idea what will happen next. A major food scare could develop over the next few days, and Food Standards Agency are considering the issue, so watch this space!

In 2008 the fact that milk was to be tested prompted action by dairies who increased pasteurisation time in a bid to defeat MAP. Will this happen again now, despite years of government action to get MAP out of cows, it is still there! If a bug could laugh, MAP would be hysterical if it knew the catalogue of errors by the daft labour government had made on this subject.

Save our bowels and and make the cows happy, get MAP off the farm now!

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30/11/2009 by admin.

It was good to talk to Lesley Defra today, she let me have the very encouraging figures that show that the cow bowel disease Johnes is on the run. The reports, shows that against a figure of 82% for the US of A. The UK herd prevelance is only 34.7%.

This is much lower than the 60% + expected, and it looks like the dairy uk are taking the issue seriously. Conference on thursday!

Lets get MAP out of food now, and let the reports sink in before question time on thursdaY?

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29/11/2009 by admin.

Just seen it live on Countryfile. The cow TB test. It has two parts, Avian (bird) and Bovine TB. If a cow is bovine + it is culled, the farmer gets compensation and the herd is quarantined.

If a cow is bird tb (Avian) positive, the daft sods put the cow back into the herd. Many of these cows go on to develop Johnes Disease, a fatal shitting wasting disease of cows, that since the first world war has has scientists speculating it has the same cause as human crohns disease.

Since the early 20th century, both crohns and johnes have increased in incidence, and I have joined the campain, to eliminate the Johnes Bug, Mycobacterium Avium Subspecies paratuberculosis (MAP) from the environment.

My involvement goes back 13 years, but this week, thursday 3 December, there may be some good news. Dairy UK is going to get paratuberculosis out of cows at last, and food scientists are going to hear the latest facts about how many cow herds are infected with this bug, that appears to be spreading to humans through meat and dairy and perhaps salad vegetables?

Food Standards Draft Strategy Zhitz International Report 2001 on  Please note the proposed Uk MAP Survey! An historic web site?

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alan.procter/page4.html

Like mad cow disease, the johnes shitting cow disease survives pasteurisation and cooking, and is shed by cows long before they become obviously ill. Cows produce tremendous piles of infected manure, that are used by organic enthusiasts and spread the infection.

I am going to take some statistics for the scientists to see on thursday morning, I get 0745 train from Horsforth to London, first class, got graphs of the exponential rise in crohns disease hospital admissions, and a new policy document from the NACCERS, crohns and colitis charity.

They want crohns victims to have a Paratuberculosis test on diagnosis, but in common with all the experts, cannot say one way or the other if Crohnes and Johnes has the same cause!

Why not join the campaign and catch the Crohns Friendship Train from Horsforth at 0745 thursday morning, hear the facts at the meetings in London and help the experts take the issue seriously. Weather disruption unlikely, wind southwesterly light, showers possible 8 degrees C.

A human vaccine to fight human infection from the Johnes bug is being tested right now, but it could be 3 years before it gets tested through!

How may UK  Dairy herds are infected with the paratuberculosis bug MAP? Answer will be heard at ACMSF meeting, Food Standards Agency Aviation House on 3 December 2009?

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28/11/2009 by admin.

I went out this morning in the drizzle, sleet and mist and noticed some police and fire brigade units, with lots of yellow jackets. I went over and asked if there had been another murder, but no the emergency services are having a re-launch, and were promoting their new service promises.

They were parked near the doctors, I went into the police unit and there were stacks of leaflets. I was presented with a mouse mat that publicises www.beatcrime.info a reusable shopping bag. The Getwise website gives a birds eye view of reported crime in the area, and I looked on it and found none on my street, great news!

They were having a photo shoot, and I had one taken with two really friendly officers I had not seen before. There has been a reorganisation, and the Neighbourhood Policing Team here is now at based at Weetwood station as opposed to Otley, so because it is so much closer, maybe things will get better. I have read that abuse moves indoor at this time of year because violent people dont like the cold, and pick on their partners as opposed to those out on the streets.

The fire brigade were there as well, and also gave some good advice.

There seem to be a lot of police concerns about drug dealing here, the mixture of students, wealthy people and academics, who cannot function without artificial stimulation, have created a demand for cannabis factories etc, that the police find difficult to control.

In the area of the police display there is good cover for the dealers. Frequent short term visits to Tinshill doctors and Chemical Cohens, for the legal stuff. I asked the police if the dealers used tinted car windows etc, no they seem to be pretty clever.

I walk past every day and I never noticed the use of hired cars that the police cannot trace parked around here when drugs deals are done, it appears they come in different cars to avoid detection. I also wonder about private hire cars that park in the area with a passenger for no obvious reason.

Its good that the police are taking things serious at last and have reorganised, giving awareness of these kinds of problems. The BTPF meeting the other week was an education to me when we had the police cid attend, I had no idea about how sneak distraction thieves operate.

The efforts against organised crime are welcome, and my new NPT mouse mat is brilliant, police might update their website soon regarding reorganisation?

For a “Birds Eye” view of crime in your area  www.beatcrime.info

Why not “Dob a Dealer” its better than “Dealing a Dobber” www.dobberspasties.com

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27/11/2009 by admin.

Our recreation ground has been wrecked by the council, given away to overeas investors in High School. Promise of levelling and improved drainage, are only partly success. The pitches are part waterlogged, despite urgent remedial works by council, several homes and gardens have had flood problems. Our little bit of england could do with a village green and cricket ground, but would this pull in investment from the sand dunes?

Back in the bowels, I took plans for the latest milk defence conference to constituency office, and discovered that the crohns and colitis protection charity NACC, have published some recommendations, that I could take in my crusade against the paratuberculosis import, that threatens the livelyhood of english farmers?

Both my flu and bowels are on the run now, temperature below 100, and in terms of inconvenience, problems in last 6 years,

Bowel 10, Labrynthitis 9, Flu 8, Heart attack 6, Brain malfunction 4, christmas 2, medication 1.

Its great to get some help from those people who like doing it and this blog is building up to the big crohns event of the century!

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26/11/2009 by admin.

It had to happen, no vaccination for us vulnerables at Tinshill. 6am Wednesday awake shivering and shaking, staggered to kitchen, thermometer said 104. Paracetamol.

Shivers subsided, but too knackered to phone NHS direct. It had started tueday evening, but I went out and my temperatue was 99, but a couple of glasses of wine and it was fixed. Aches, nausea, also that comfortable feeling that if I was in pre - retirement days, I would be off work for a fortnight?

Then the realisation that I only had enough paracetamol for 2 days, and my secondary prevention medication was running out meant I had to recruit my daughter as a flu buddy. To send out for prescription. Wednesday was a no food, drink only day.

The 25th of November is “One Month to Christmas Day” my father died on that day 1975 , the same day as my graduation day. Just 20 years different.

Having experiencing a probable swine flu event, the weakness in the NHS advice seems to be that they do not recognise that the disabling effect of it on seeking treatment?

Today thursday, the nausea and shivers are wearing off, and avoided paracetamol, because my slightly elevated temperature at 101/102 is a body defence system, that should not be disabled with unnecessary medication?

Some coughs and sneezes started today, and research shows I should be able to resume shopping saturday, unless there are complications?

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24/11/2009 by admin.

This is a dreadful damage limitation exercise by the weak labour government, who have tried to keep their failures about the cow paratuberculosis epidemic quiet for  years.

My MP Greg Mulholland has been attempting to get a copy of the report, from the government published, and now it is to be I do feel a bit scared because its quite clear that the labour government knew about this dreadful pandemic in cows, and have been keeping it quiet , whilst the spread to us humans continues?

Why should the Dairy Uk Get the results before the consumers, to give us a chance to have our say in a balanced way?

Crohns victims need a right to reply, and effective representation?

We need retail milk tested now for contamination with paratuberculosis.

Yesterday two people in china were executed for milk contamination!

Maybe they should have been infected deliberately with patratuberculosis instead. Dont worry Crohns will not kill you quickly, and if you are a cow you have my sympathy it does hurt!

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24/11/2009 by admin.

The long expected Johnes survey results appear to have prompted Dairy UK to hold a conference on controlling it. It looks like thursday the 3 December might be a very exiting day for someone who has beencampaigning for this action for so many years.

From a crohns point of view it looks like the zhitz will hit the fan on 3/12 anyone who prefers UHT milk please stock up now before panic buying sets in!

I have kept the constituency office informed but this news tonight is so good!

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24/11/2009 by admin.

The long awaited deletion has taken place at last! It has taken about 2 months, but here I am with another clean sheet.

My remaining active websites are as follows,

Save Tinshill Recreation Ground www.tinshillrecreation.com

The Zhitz International Crohns England 2010 campain www.zhitz.com

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